1. When your Friends With Benefits or person you are dating but not married to has a child or kid that you treat as if they were your own.
2. When you use someone's kid or child as personal training to prepare yourself for having kids or children of your own.
2. When you use someone's kid or child as personal training to prepare yourself for having kids or children of your own.
Rob: Who is that kid?
Bert: That's my Kid with benefits.
Rob: You have Kids With Benefits?
Bert: It's just one kid.
Bert: That's my Kid with benefits.
Rob: You have Kids With Benefits?
Bert: It's just one kid.
by Cantus Lupus April 11, 2024
by Twistyhandles May 25, 2015
The troublemakers at school who love to troll ppl including eachother I’m one of them and I’m aware of this and I like it anyways when the tall mature guy tells them off they’re the bad guy leading to the short kid to troll them even more
Short Kid 1: "Hey, look at Jake over there! He's like a giant compared to us!"
Short Kid 2: "Yeah, let's go mess with him!"
Short Kid 3: "This is gonna be hilarious!"
The short kids approach Jake, who is reading quietly under a tree.
Short Kid 1: "Hey, Jake! How's the weather up there?"
Short Kid 2: "You must have a hard time fitting through doorways with those long legs!"
Jake: "Guys, come on. Can't you find someone else to bother?"
Short Kid 3: "Aw, what's the matter, Jake? Can't take a little joke?"
Jake: "It's not funny when it's at my expense. Just leave me alone, okay?"
The short kids exchange amused glances before turning back to Jake, their mischief evident.
Short Kid 1: "Oh, looks like Mr. Tall Guy can't handle a little teasing!"
Short Kid 2: "Maybe we should make fun of him some more!"
Short Kid 3: "Yeah, let's see how much he can take before he snaps!"
Despite Jake's protests, the short kids continue to taunt and tease him, their laughter echoing through the schoolyard.
Short Kid 2: "Yeah, let's go mess with him!"
Short Kid 3: "This is gonna be hilarious!"
The short kids approach Jake, who is reading quietly under a tree.
Short Kid 1: "Hey, Jake! How's the weather up there?"
Short Kid 2: "You must have a hard time fitting through doorways with those long legs!"
Jake: "Guys, come on. Can't you find someone else to bother?"
Short Kid 3: "Aw, what's the matter, Jake? Can't take a little joke?"
Jake: "It's not funny when it's at my expense. Just leave me alone, okay?"
The short kids exchange amused glances before turning back to Jake, their mischief evident.
Short Kid 1: "Oh, looks like Mr. Tall Guy can't handle a little teasing!"
Short Kid 2: "Maybe we should make fun of him some more!"
Short Kid 3: "Yeah, let's see how much he can take before he snaps!"
Despite Jake's protests, the short kids continue to taunt and tease him, their laughter echoing through the schoolyard.
by JDMF March 07, 2024
A kid that makes dumb ass jokes and is usually named hayden he’s very self conscious and deletes jokes that could get him made fun of
by Cumswallower September 18, 2021
Not serious, but not joking.
by holygyatt February 11, 2024
"Uh, hey, were you recently having sex with baby goats?"
"Why, yes, I was just kidding."
"I don't really have any hobbies. Just kidding!"
"Sorry, I can't talk right now, I'm kidding!"
"Why, yes, I was just kidding."
"I don't really have any hobbies. Just kidding!"
"Sorry, I can't talk right now, I'm kidding!"
by Poopel July 05, 2024
by backdrft76 August 14, 2022