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Bitch Machine

Exercise machine; elliptical. Often used by weak minded men, always used by women.
Did you see that douche on the bitch machine?

Look next to the treadmills, do you see that beautiful woman on the bitch machine?
by criminallygoodlooking June 10, 2011
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The Bitch Effect

A phenomena in which when a group of nice, normal girls all turn into bitches because a bitch decided to socialize or spend time with them. There is no guarantee that the, initially normal girls will revert back to their non-bitchy selves after the after the initial bitch turns them into bitches. It can quickly spiral out of control so take extreme caution when you know a bitch is going to be at a social gathering.
John: God damn it ever since Lizzy met Cassandra she's been such a bitch.

Julia: That my friend is what the Bitch effect is.
by Suijinheki October 22, 2010
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Fantasy Bitch

The woman of which you would like to court and fuck in your current state of mind.
Yo, that chick named Elquanta is my fantasy bitch right now.
by Boner Salid October 30, 2010
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Beastie Bitch

Noun. singular. Has several definitions:
1) a white female who is unusually obsessed with 90's hip-hop acts, particularly The Beastie Boys.
2) a female who closely resembles a man, or has obvious masculine features (facial hair, etc.)
3) the female who plays the male role in a lesbian relationship.
4) a female who is usually pleasant, but does a complete 180 when on the rag.
5) a very unconvincing drag queen.
6) Chynna, the wrestler or Xena, the Warrior Princess.
Man 1:"Check out that tall, thick thang over there!"
Man 2: 'Dude, she looks like my brother...'
Man 3: "Yeah, that's a beastie bitch.."
or
Man 1: "Dog, why your wife actin a beast?"
Man 2: "You know what time it is.."
by Biotch Princezz June 21, 2010
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bitch son

Refering to ones blood related, or adopted son.
Joe is Charlie's bitch son.
by cshine July 16, 2008
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Smuckers bitch

A hoe that will go down on you without a fight.
Male Friend 1: Yo i got whop from that chick from the club last night and i dont even know her name!

Male Friend 2: Damn! Smuckers BITCH!
by DatDude11 September 19, 2006
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Inky Bitch

A male who is in awe of or worships a woman who
is stronger, better liked or more accomplished
than he is.
When he heard Josie play the bass guitar, Otto Bravo
immediately became her inky bitch.
by Treefriend July 31, 2007
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