Kernel Cornelius Cornwall Kernelcocking

When a person in military uniform sneaks into your house and puts unpopped corn kernels in your penis hole. Then he heats up the kernals till they pop, still inside your penis.

This was used as a torture method in the Cold War.

Guy 1: Did you hear what happened to Josh last night?
Guy 2: No
Guy 1: Someone snuck into his house last night and gave him the good ol' Kernel Cornelius Cornwall Kernelcocking.
Guy 2: Damn, I wonder if he ate the pop corn after?

by DrSeaman February 28, 2025

Freddie Cornfield

Weird Freak who wears crop tops that say don't hate me it turns me on. He should get a life instead of dating a girl who loves a cheeky curling iron inside her. HE has curly, greasy hair and was caught lurking outside a nursery

Freddie Cornfield is a gimp

by noah malham March 4, 2025

Porcelain Cornhole

The act of ejaculating in the shower and aiming for the drain holes.

Every morning I play porcelain cornhole to start my day

by Retired muppet March 20, 2025

Center corner

The center of a brownie batch when the brownies around it get taken making the center become a corner

My friends took the edges around the left side of the weed brownies. Guess I get the center corner.

by Glanxing_girl123 March 23, 2025

Cherokee Cornhole

This is when a person with Cherokee ancestry eats a lot of corn the day before, then defecates on their partner the next time they poop. They then pick out the corn in the poop and save it to make soup and sometimes cornbread later on.

My wife and I did the Cherokee Cornhole today.

by GrebillGetsHisFill February 16, 2026

Cathys Corner

The unofficial name of the intersection of Sooke and Otterpoint in Sooke, B.C., is named after Cathy Gouk, who founded the cafe of the same name.

If you want great food go to Cathys Corner and look for Upsooke eatery.

by doogers February 16, 2026

CC (Cornudo consciente)

Persona que niega la realidad, pero en lo profundo sabe que es así;
Sufre de infidelidad, pero lo niega. Se podría decir que hasta disfruta ser cornudo.

Hasta cuando vas a seguir siendo un CC (Cornudo consciente)?
No te das cuenta que se la está culeando otro?
Sos un cornudo consciente.

by jota core March 15, 2026