monkey cheese biscuit

meaning a cheese biscuit but made from monkey cheese ear food being scrated and fried with love

"hey, can i have monkey cheese biscuit" , "sure but you have to tell me Obamas last name first!"

by bollocks hunter November 21, 2021

cheese

when something falls you shout cheese so that person has bad luck forever

*a pen falls*

Richie: ha! cheese!
Walter: I hate you

by redchemicals November 22, 2021

Floor Cheese

When a slice or wedge of cheese no longer exists on the countertop/plate planes, and has found refuge on the ground level of a room.

Wow I dropped my cheese...again.

Dude, you're acting like a really stinky floor cheese right now bro.

by quirkyboy November 11, 2021

Cheese toastie

A secret wank

I’m away for a cheese toastie

by Pussy patrol November 13, 2021

The cheese man

he is god

the cheese man is god and produces cheesey cum

by faceiscum November 17, 2021

Cheese Box

A marijuana pen

Hey man let me hit that cheese box.

Who’s got the cheese box tonight?

by Bobobobo12 September 4, 2021

Cheese

Cheese is by far the worst food in the whole world, when eating pizza you should take off the cheese and eat just the bread, marinara, and pepperoni.

When I eat pizza, I take off the cheese.

by Cheesehater123 September 6, 2021