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Whale Penis Leather 

The ultimate in ostentatiousness, when money is no object and taste is not a factor. One feature of a new $1.5 million Russian SUV is its whale penis leather interior.
Beth just spent a fortune redecorating her apartment. I wouldn't be surprised if she got a whale penis leather couch.
Whale Penis Leather by edac2 February 12, 2010

prosthetic penis

A dildo for men who have faulty "equipment"
Rudolph Giuliani must use a prosthetic penis, since he can't get it up. Funny how he needs to use a fake dick, when he happens to be a real dick!
prosthetic penis by Amaretto Kramer November 28, 2006

Awesome Penis 

Awesome Penis: prounouced pey-nis

Simply a statement used to describe something awesome.
Will: I finally banged that chic in my writing class!
Shawn: That's awesome penis!
Awesome Penis by Shwilliam May 20, 2010

soldier penis

When a man masturbates so much that it forms blisters, and later after forms calises on his penis.
Girl A: wow look at his biseps!

Girl B: I bet he has a soldier penis...

tortured eagle penis 

when something smells or looks so bad so bad its compared to an eagles penis that has been mutilated
thats more ugly than a tortured eagle penis
tortured eagle penis by 2497245156 February 20, 2011

ES-Penis 

ES-Penis is having the same person walk in on you all the time when you whip it out and try to take a piss. Science has yet to determine this phenomena as psychic, merely coincidence or homosexual attempts to lure one into a sexual act.
"God damn it! Every time I go to take a piss at work, Bruce walks into the john and uses the goddamn urinal next to me. How does he know when I gotta piss? Does he have ES-Penis?"
ES-Penis by xxxphitzc420xxx July 12, 2009