.Red.

One of the most coolest, tallest, and also really really nice type of person you’ll ever meet.

AYO that’s a .Red. He sussy wussy.

by Shy-Sama March 19, 2021

A Red Monkey

When you are engaging in sexual intercourse and your partner is hitting it from behind, your asshole prolapses while your partner slaps your ass aggressively so your ass looks like a baboon’s ass.

If you want to spice it up beat the flaccid penis until it is red and stiff.

A Red Monkey is my favorite way to pass time but my partner tried to spice it up and now my dick hurts

by Khureese Chrowski April 17, 2019

Red Balled

When you haven't nutted in a week and you nut and it blasts everywhere.

I totally red balled last night, its been so long.

by cameron749 July 26, 2018

Red Bull

a drink that looks like beer, tastes like shit and doesn't give you wings or even get you high

Red Bull does not give you wings.

by cococo97 November 5, 2021

red scarf emoji

people who use the red scarf emoji, or 🧣 are the most insufferable people on the internet

did you see the red scarf emoji in their display name? now their bad take makes sense

by Buttbutt1 May 3, 2022

red and hot

the feeling when you're embarrassed or in an awkward/uncomfortable situation (i.e., when you're blushing and you're red and feel hot)

Larry is at a party when Tim walks in wearing his shirt without his permission
Larry: Bruh why you wearing my shirt bruh?
Tim: I'm red and hot right now

by pinkbrown September 13, 2016

Red lobster

a sexual act preformed at red lobster location whilst you beat your dick under the table while the waiter/waitress is getting your order and you have to cum by the end of your order

Gary have you tried the red lobster yet.

yea I did it on Tuesday with john and the others.

by lobster beater March 12, 2021