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Salsa Fucked

This phenomenon occurs when dining at a Mexican restaurant with a large group and the salsa is not distributed evenly throughout the table. The areas of the table that do not have ample amounts of salsa are "salsa fucked."
Jeff, all of the salsa is at the other end of the table, yo.

I know, we got Salsa Fucked.
by Robocoke October 12, 2008
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fucked guy

A fucked guy is described as someone who is fatigued the day after a wild session of excessive alcohol and MDMA.
'How you feeling after last night Adam?'
'I'm a fucked guy me'
by seankellyxo January 1, 2016
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fuck piglet

A fuck piglet is a female version of a fuck pig, and one who especially concentrates her efforts on lairy fourth team footballers.
e.g. Paul: "God, look at Lauren grinding on that small asian guy"

Sean: "Yeah i know, that bitch is such a fuck piglet!"
by seanfaz May 25, 2009
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Jiggle fuck

When that phat ass clapping and those tits are flapping you got yourself a jiggle fuck
by Fitz has girth October 30, 2018
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fuck boy

A male who tends to think they're better or more skilled than they actually are; often bragging about their fake Jordan's and rich uncles, and brags about the muscles in their calves or their 'gains'.
"Didn't you like Anthony?"
"Nah, he's a fuck boy."
by WhoTheFuckIsK80 April 13, 2016
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Fuck-dash

Going back to a particularly good past sexual partner at the first opportunity.
"He just clicks his fingers and you run, its a total fuck-dash"

"Y'know I think he's still interested in me..."
"O this is gonna turn into such a fuck-dash"
by Newbstar April 13, 2009
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fuck boy

1) For liberals and their media, it means the frat boy attitude. (Read the so-called white male privilege) The guy who thinks he is a big shot, but ain't shit. Fucks random women but avoids any commitment like the plague. The "politically correct" definition.

2) For everyone else, it means a weak-ass man with no spine. (Read mangina white knight, male feminist, emotional boys and the like) I read somewhere that it comes from prison culture, used to refer to prison bitches. The actual correct definition.
1) That guy fucked and dumped (insert slut's name), he is a fuck boy.
2) That guy's wife fucked the whole neighborhood behind his back and he still took her back and also agreed to take care of her kid without even asking for a DNA test, knowing she has been fucking around. Has been heard telling his friends that "she is a good girl, she just made a few mistakes, i cannot live without her " and some such. He is a fuckboy.
by beMerciless December 12, 2016
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