Good dicking

The best way to turn a feminist into a functioning member of society

Margaret used to be a disgusting, man-hating feminist until Dave gave her a good dicking and she learned what she's been missing out on.

by VERY fast doggo July 11, 2016

eat a dick

Usually used as a joke.

1- Hey man, you hungry?
2- Yeah man, I'm fuckin' starving
1- Really? You should go eat a dick.

by dannyisajew September 16, 2003

cheesy dick

someone who is always jacking off. dick is always covered in spirm.

"Check out this awesome porn I got."
"Dude, your such a cheesy dick."

by Matt30 January 6, 2008

Dick O'Clock

The time at the gay bar when all of the gays realize if they wanna get dick that night and still be able to make it to work the next morning then they better act fast.

This time (generally around 1am or so) is also, sadly, the time when all of the dutiful fag hags are left to their own devices as far as matters of socializing and transportation are concerned.

Made popular by Margaret Cho (well-known fag hag).

Sara: I had to take a $20 cab ride home from the gay bar last night!

Jarod: Why?!

Sara: Well, at Dick O'Clock Dave went on a Dick Hunt and left my ass!

Jarod: Well, it WAS Dick O'Clock - that's your own damn fault for not driving yourself. You know how we roll.

by sloppydrc August 11, 2010

doush dick

Noun. An asshole who puts someone else down to make themselves look and or feel better. Mainly used after a cock blocking maneuver

Dude, why you got to be such a doush dick?

Hey, Doush Dick, leave your ego in the car next time.

If that Doush Dick cock blocks me one more time...

by FenThing November 30, 2007

tri-dick

when a woman has a penis in her mouth, anus, and vagina all at the same time.

I was hanging out with david, brad and justin the other night and I told them how I wanted them to tri-dick me. It was amazing!

by Jamilana May 24, 2008

dick ticks

Dick ticks is another name for crabs, which are small parasitic insects that live in a humans pubic region and feed on blood.

I keep itching because of these goddamn dick ticks!

by Eric Pazz January 15, 2008