speed bag balls

The feeling you get when you have passionate sex and your balls hurt from smacking into your partner. They hit off them like a person hits a speed bag in boxing.

"I woke up with speed bag balls after a night of rough sex with my girlfriend"

by blazereid101 August 13, 2016

Suck a Bag of Ducks

1. When you try to type suck a bag of dicks but your auto correct is offended by this and changes dicks to ducks
2. When you want to say suck of bag of dicks but there are children (or your parents) in the room

3. When you want nothing to do with dicks but still want to get your point across

Person 1: Donald Trump sucks
Person 2: Yeah he can suck a bag of ducks

"Oh go suck a bag of ducks"

by Not using my real name October 27, 2019

Straight out the bag

First hand. Not pre-owned

Yo, I just bought some new shoes.
Nah not on Thrift+, I got them straight out the bag

by CannaeLoggins July 25, 2021

sticky steam bag

When you tbag a girl while you shit on her chest and you cum on her forehead at the same time.

Aye girl you wanna do the sticky steam bag? I gotta shit and cum.

by Trai O'Connell November 2, 2012

Heat Wave Bag

When a man does not shower for a fortnight during summer and then unsuspectingly teabags their partner while they sleep.

I heard my ex girlfriend cheated on my while away on vacation so I did not shower while she was gone and gave her the Heat Wave Bag the night she got back.

by McGuyver604 August 11, 2013

floppy fun bags

A set of ginormous saggy tit bags. When titties have lost the battle with gravity.

When I get done work, I'm gonna go home and play with my lady friends' floppy fun bags!

by Mikey Mayhem August 3, 2017

2 Bag Night

Any fantastic event or thing.

"Yo, the Phillies won?! What a 2 bag night!"
"Yo, you aced that midterm?! What a 2 bag night!"
"Yo, this pizza is a 2 bag night bro"

by TwoAndAHalfBags October 27, 2018