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Time-rapist

A time-rapist is the type of social junkie that will seek validation, attention, sympathy, or favors from unsuspecting victims through the false promise of sex, or an implied possibility of physical intimacy.

The time-rapist has a deep disregard for your time and will engage in behaviours such as catfishing, friend-zoning, attention-whoring, or money-grabbing.
I'm not too sure about my date tomorrow night - I get the feeling that my date might be a time-rapist
by vf4d8v1 March 1, 2019
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Who's choking on the splinters
Gary: My time is a piece of wax, falling on a termite
Vince: Can you fucking stop quoting that stupid song?
Gary: Who's choking on the splinters!
by fuckfacemcidiot December 1, 2017
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Daylight Savings Time

something a mf invented to screw everybody outside asia and africa’s time up, and although the intention is to save energy, it has negative effect on that. overall, it’s a big L for the guy who invented it, and an even bigger L for the governments that approved it.
me: *calls to friend in china where daylight savings time doesn’t exist and in UTC+8) hey wanna grind COD at 10pm?
chinese friend: wait isn’t that 2pm at ur time?
me: yes but it’s now 1pm. ever heard of daylight savings time
by minecraft_volume_beta June 15, 2023
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Sexy time

An activity where one performs sexual behaviors.
"Gee, I'm so sore from all the sexy time I had this weekend"
by Hannah gold December 6, 2016
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Time Lapsing

The process of rising and falling in the political (time/space) hyper speed world.
It only took a (political) TIME LAPSING to see the powerful candidate become a negative meme with no real support.
by Major Thomas Randle March 17, 2019
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i need time

when your girl is bored but knows she can’t get better so she’s hanging on by a pre shaved pubic hair and in a few weeks she will be begging you back. And you will simply shave her pussy too shreds
by Fuck Sophie August 19, 2020
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time cuck

When your son, champion of the human resistance in the distant future, sends back in time a man with a bigger penis than you (usually black) to protect your wife. The man inevitably plows your wife in front of you while you cry in the corner.
John Connor gave me a picture of you once... I came across time for you, Sarah, to time cuck your husband.
by Kyrie Reese June 12, 2025
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