Professor Joe

A guy who thinks he knows everything and a dick about it.

Don't be a professor Joe.

by Gump1004 February 22, 2024

Cup of Joe

A new Mixed drink From Polk County FL Winter Haven area made by a girl bartender with a French boyfriend.
The drink was named by a Mediterranean guy ordering the drink going by the name Joe or Joey. The bartender let him name the drink.
►Cost$ 6-12 -Plus tip*

-Note: Best to be siped from the rim and chew the ice

►The Recipe

-1/4 Baileys Irish Whisky

-1/4 Kaluha

-1/4 Gosslings

-1/4 Creme de cacao liqueur (preferably chocolate)

-1/2 cup of Crushed or soft ice

*Optional Cream or milk

-Shake and serve

►Substitutions, If the bartender doesn't have the required means

-Goslings can be switched out for any old whiskey Jameson or crown works best Some people try vodka as well

Description And Responses
-Has a sweet coffee and chocolate milk taste (yahoo Nesquick French coffee)
-That's all liquor!?? Wow

-Not for a beer lover.
-Taste good and it's strong. #dangerous
-I'll have four

Chantel: I need a drink that's strong and tasty, like coffee and chocolate

James: Sounds like you want a "Cup of Joe"!
Chantel: bartend il have 2 Cup of Joe's

by MediterraneanMan September 18, 2018

Hamburger joe

The act of being racist towards Meepjoepe#0001 (AKA Aden) Because he's a dumb femboy tranny that likes jerking off to little kids.

"Damb i really Hamburger joed that dumb femboy last night"

by Jacelol October 16, 2022

Smokey Joes

When you have a threesome with two burn victims.

I had a smokey joes last night with two recovered guys with burns over half their body.

by Lostmedic May 4, 2022

Joe

Joe is where someone says whos joe and you say Joe Mama. You can start by saying you have joe, do you know joe, or nust joe

Person 1- Do you know Joe?
Person 2- Who's Joe
Person 1- Joe Mama

by Joemama15 November 9, 2019

sleepy joe bag

A dub sack in Arizona

Dude they legalized weed can u get me a Sleepy Joe Bag so I can be on that sleepy old man Vibe

by Jeepy Slow November 3, 2020

Joe Mama

A lame joke... nothing special...

A: Who's there?
B: Joe.
A: Joe?
B: Joe MAMA!
A: *hangs up*

by kokthecoconut July 7, 2021