Mom-Punch

To Mom-punch is to nag, micro-manage, and generally tear away the spirit of a holiday or special occasion.

Your friends and class-mates can Mom-Punch your achievements by telling you technical aspects of your accolades that make it less good

For example, after opening gifts on Christmas, mom says to kids: “it’s time for breakfast, then have to have a shower and get you clothes on. And oh! You have to get all this mess cleaned up!” “You just Mom-punched Christmas! Can’t we play with our toys?”

Or after you finished beating your very best time in a Cross-Fit workout, your buddy Mom-punches your record by telling you the the pushups were kind of wrong.

Mom-punch

by Lyrinosis April 22, 2018

snowplow mom

A woman of age who loves to get completely destroyed by cocaine before getting her fuck on.

Sometimes being a snowplow mom has its rewards.

by Reppin' Latvia December 16, 2015

mom

she will kick ur ass, makes the best dolma and has anger issues

mom

by anonymous February 10, 2022

tobeys mom

She’s got it going on.

Look at tobeys mom, she’s got it going on! I’d let her shit on my dick.

by Danthony2.0 December 22, 2021

Ur mom

A very good comeback for ANYTHING, and when I say anything I mean ANYTHING

Olivia: fatass pig

Maya: ur mom.

by Weird urban Dictionary user December 8, 2019

your mom

another way to say a whale

gad damnnnnnnnn he almost as fat as your mom

by that handle is already in use8 September 6, 2022

ur mom

very hot

im doimg ur mom

by im just getting the milk January 30, 2022