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cheese whiz 

O.K., let's say you are fuckin' this girl and she has gonoreah/clamidia and you use no jimmy-hoppers. You fuckin' try to JIZ and it comes out like cheeze wiz because of the glue-like gonno mixed with jizznads.
Dang, I pulled out after jizznads and cheese whiz was all over my dick!
cheese whiz by David!M! January 12, 2006

Cheeseburger 

when a man takes his two balls and brings them up and sandwiches them around his softy dick, looking like a cheeseburger.

( )I I( ) <--try and picture it like that.
dude mike made us all piss from laughter when he made a cheeseburger. LOL

cheese wagon

When you're confined to a small space that stinks because someone just farted, or because they stink (from bad body odor or stinky perfume).

Or it can refer to you yourself stinking up a small space, that others could enter into... and then they have to endure to horrible smell.
"I just got cheese-wagoned in the elevator by Joe"

"My boss just cheese-wagoned me in his office"

"I need to find an elevator to cheese-wagon in" or "I gotta go find a cheese wagon to fart in"

"I just got "cheese wagoned" in my office by Selma. She smells like old lady perfume & moth balls".
cheese wagon by whoopieding April 28, 2010

da cheese 

Someone is "da cheese" when they are a really cool person.
da cheese by Zane Smith April 6, 2004

cottage cheese 

money made at a drug farm. Cuz the drugs are planted outside, they sell em, the money goes to the little cottage thats at the drug farm, then they buy a lotta shit with it.
I got hella cottage cheese. I been selling coke.
cottage cheese by bojzzle September 25, 2004

Philadelphia Cheese Steak 

Sexual act: When you shit in a condom and fuck a chick with it. The only true way to say, "I love you."
Shawna was so nasty she asked me to give her a Philadelphia Cheese Steak.