Red Ink Calligraphy

A sexual act in which one partner holds in their urges to urinate for a day or two, and eats and drinks the worst kinds of junk foods and alcohol, conjuring a vigorous bladder storm inside, and when it is finally unbearable, they release their blood coloured piss onto their sexual partner.

1: Hey bro why do you smell so awful?

2: Me and my partner performed the sacred practice of Red Ink Calligraphy, and I didn't have time to shower...

by Paleo-Fecal Investigator March 24, 2020

Red rocket

When a male (any species) sees a hot naked female, their dick spikes up and turns red

Wifey:hey hun

him: uhhhhhh hi
Wifey:omfg are u red rocketing
Him:i gotta go take a sheet
Wifey:nah come here

by Hoes_ in_ the_ house November 9, 2020

Red Crewmate

Some bitch from twitter that wanted someone to do this

“I can’t believe Red Crewmate is demanding someone do this. How lame. He should do it himself”

by RapierEnbyDumbass November 18, 2020

Red Crewmate

Some bitch who demanded someone put him here

Red Crewmate is such a bitch. Can’t he do this himself?

by RapierEnbyDumbass November 18, 2020

Red cork

A fake discriminatory word that is offensive to red heads with no reason to hate the,.
This saying is used to confuse people.
If someone says it, by accident, become offended or shush and tell them to never say it again out loud. (Kinda like the n word)

“Hey, would you help me remove this red cork for me??”
“You don’t know? Don’t say that.....”
“Say what?”
“Shhhh it’s a bad word just don’t say it”
“????”

by Aliwerm November 21, 2020

Red Thwomp

The Red Thwomp is the result of a Skinned Thwomp and is not actually red to begin with. Coined by TheBalishChannel in June 2018.

The Red Thwomp has been bleeding endlessly after it lost it's protective layer.

by BetterSkatez November 22, 2020

Red

that color who is always sus

Red: I saw white vent
Green: Nah, red is suspicious

by rubymaster7 November 23, 2020