Ur Mom

The person that was in bed with your dad to make you.

Ur Mom is so nice for giving you life!

by Yalamalamadingdong January 10, 2023

ur mom gay

it means ur mom gay

ahah ur mom gay

by cutiepatoootie March 17, 2018

mom = made of money

What m.o.m. means

Me: mum, can i have robux please
mom: no
me:why mom?
mom: no robux for you, until you grow up and you can buy robux
me: mom = made of money
mom: your grounded for 1 year
me: that's what m.o.m. means
mom: your grounded for 20 years
me:i'm 20 years old
mom: don't care = don't ask

by ihandlethisidk September 14, 2022

Mom-pare

When two moms pass each other and each mom overtly looks at the other’s baby to see which baby is cuter. Usually, followed directly by a comment to a spouse, friend, or the baby (as a last resort) about how pretty her own baby is or a back-handed comment about the other child.

I mom-pared little Jessica with Judy’s daughter, Amanda. Poor Amanda has her mother's deep creepy eyes.

by Kivelin January 9, 2018

Your mom

Your mom is a joke that everyone on earth says. Your mom is the stupidest but the best joke in existence

Jeff:knock knock
Joe:whos there
Jeff:your
Joe:your who
Jeff:your mom

by anonymous October 31, 2021

Ur mom

An expression for UR MOM and can be used to insult someone, I’m joking bro it’s a joke man holes are for dieing in not diging

UR MOM
GAY

by Hayseed June 13, 2018

your mom

Your mom is an immature reply to a insult others may throw at you.

“Can you do something with your life?”
“Your mom”

by Ayo ladies and gentlemen January 10, 2019