Why does Tim like that Japanese chick game so much? There's not even any fighting in it... just a bunch of chicks in bikinis." "He faps to it." "What?" "He's a fap gamer"
by sendren September 2, 2010
Get the fap gamer mug.As if the fact that people utterly cheat by using GameFAQs isn't bad enough, they also have this Internet "forum" run down by a community full of many different kinds of people, but I will run down the list: grammar whores, grammar whores, nerds, losers, over-excited losers, pervs, Nintendo fanboys, people who act like GameFAQs is life, and smart and funny people, but we'll ignore those for now, because they're always ignored by the legions of people who use "1337" common Internet lingo that is supposed to boosts' one's low self esteem, and are marked by people who are sucks ups and whose dreams it is to become a fucking moderator in life.
Okay, and while usually it runs fairly smoothly like this, whenever one posts a topic, you usually get sucky responses. Normally, when people don't know the answers to questions one asks, they just say "Oh, look, you spelled going wrong, hahahah," or "nice grammar, dude." Hah, faggots.
Next up is the people who are pervs: normally, when someone posts something, some sick joke about boobs, vaginas, penises, etc. will come into play by nerds, and sometimes they aren't even funny. The nerds and losers use 1337, and it is apparently to boost their "cool points." Worst of all, they always are goody-goodies who don't break the ToS and are always posting things like "lol *steals ur cookie on your b-day THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO NOW! MUAHAHAHAH! *slaps u hahahah I win* They're such retards, and I wonder if they do hat in real life. Oh wait, these same people are depressed and go to the Internet to boost up their courage.
Now, there are no such things as opinions on Satan's Asshole, err, GayFAGs. I don't get why people argue and insult each other on something as trivial as a fuckin game. Especially Nintendo fanboys, who don't let anyone say anything about their precious Metroid being boring or their Mario sucking, because they will say you can go shove your head up your ass if they think you're insulting Nintendo's "wisdom" of thousands of ports. People will patrol the site until you say that Zelda is the best series. They will also play a game day to night and think about every little thing and find out every non-relevant thing.
And, boy, the moderators, the people who supposedly "help the site" but not only destroy it, but destroy their lives in the process. Now, they will always moderate you for everything like being very funny and they love ruining funny jokes. You will get modded for just voicing your opinion, or saying something besides little immature pretend parties and whatnot, or being very funny, or if they are losing an embarrassing argument. Social stuff is a no no, and even topics related to the game are apparently off-topic. And they think they're clever and are God. Eat my ass, okay, so I said that some kid's mom is beaten daily, does that warrant a ban? You can supposedly contest this, but the moderators will never change their minds. Flawed system. On top of it, people who want to become a mod in life mark everything they see, even if it's funny.
And the karma system is so suckie. Anyone who doesn't have over 1000 karma is thought of as someone who has a bad opinion, and knows nothing. Basically,you get it for logging in once a day, so some person on a 900 account with sucky comebacks is instantly more fun than a cool person of 20 karma, because obviously it measures intelligence.
So, there's nothing good at all about GayFAGs. Everything has some sort of loophole and makes the site feel exploited. The most important part is the community, but most are dumbasses who are seeking depression cure. The end. Never ever go there. EVER. Unless you want people who will badly influence you and make you obsessed with games and GameFAQs.
Okay, and while usually it runs fairly smoothly like this, whenever one posts a topic, you usually get sucky responses. Normally, when people don't know the answers to questions one asks, they just say "Oh, look, you spelled going wrong, hahahah," or "nice grammar, dude." Hah, faggots.
Next up is the people who are pervs: normally, when someone posts something, some sick joke about boobs, vaginas, penises, etc. will come into play by nerds, and sometimes they aren't even funny. The nerds and losers use 1337, and it is apparently to boost their "cool points." Worst of all, they always are goody-goodies who don't break the ToS and are always posting things like "lol *steals ur cookie on your b-day THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO NOW! MUAHAHAHAH! *slaps u hahahah I win* They're such retards, and I wonder if they do hat in real life. Oh wait, these same people are depressed and go to the Internet to boost up their courage.
Now, there are no such things as opinions on Satan's Asshole, err, GayFAGs. I don't get why people argue and insult each other on something as trivial as a fuckin game. Especially Nintendo fanboys, who don't let anyone say anything about their precious Metroid being boring or their Mario sucking, because they will say you can go shove your head up your ass if they think you're insulting Nintendo's "wisdom" of thousands of ports. People will patrol the site until you say that Zelda is the best series. They will also play a game day to night and think about every little thing and find out every non-relevant thing.
And, boy, the moderators, the people who supposedly "help the site" but not only destroy it, but destroy their lives in the process. Now, they will always moderate you for everything like being very funny and they love ruining funny jokes. You will get modded for just voicing your opinion, or saying something besides little immature pretend parties and whatnot, or being very funny, or if they are losing an embarrassing argument. Social stuff is a no no, and even topics related to the game are apparently off-topic. And they think they're clever and are God. Eat my ass, okay, so I said that some kid's mom is beaten daily, does that warrant a ban? You can supposedly contest this, but the moderators will never change their minds. Flawed system. On top of it, people who want to become a mod in life mark everything they see, even if it's funny.
And the karma system is so suckie. Anyone who doesn't have over 1000 karma is thought of as someone who has a bad opinion, and knows nothing. Basically,you get it for logging in once a day, so some person on a 900 account with sucky comebacks is instantly more fun than a cool person of 20 karma, because obviously it measures intelligence.
So, there's nothing good at all about GayFAGs. Everything has some sort of loophole and makes the site feel exploited. The most important part is the community, but most are dumbasses who are seeking depression cure. The end. Never ever go there. EVER. Unless you want people who will badly influence you and make you obsessed with games and GameFAQs.
An average day on the GameFAQs Message Boards:
Poster 1: Wow, os how did my birthday come so fast?
Poster 2: Err, you spelled so wrong.
Poster 3: Because you touch yourself at night.
Poster 4: *gives you cookies and throws party*
Poster 5: *steals cookies*
Poster 6: whhhaaaat who cares, you're a newbie.
Poster 7: You should get a Nintendo system ONLY.
Poster 8: \/\/0\/\/ Y0U 4R3 s0000 1337
Poster 9: Happy birthday!
Poster 10: Can't we get something better around these boards than someone's fuckin birthday?
*poster 10 is then modded because he was voicing his opinion*
Poster 1: Wow, os how did my birthday come so fast?
Poster 2: Err, you spelled so wrong.
Poster 3: Because you touch yourself at night.
Poster 4: *gives you cookies and throws party*
Poster 5: *steals cookies*
Poster 6: whhhaaaat who cares, you're a newbie.
Poster 7: You should get a Nintendo system ONLY.
Poster 8: \/\/0\/\/ Y0U 4R3 s0000 1337
Poster 9: Happy birthday!
Poster 10: Can't we get something better around these boards than someone's fuckin birthday?
*poster 10 is then modded because he was voicing his opinion*
by Measles April 1, 2007
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A place where bandwagon fans of good nba teams, mainly the Lakers, come to insult other people because of their team, using childish words and logic.
by rairen shimozuma March 17, 2009
Get the GameFAQs-Sports and Racing-NBA mug.When a member in the party decides to join in on the game with the group when nobody in the group wants them to. Ultimately the group decides against playing the said game.
The other day, Ramzfan914 decided to be a gamers cock block and tried to play the same game with us. We decided to switch to a game that Ramzfan914 didn't have.
by KuraudoSutoraifu February 26, 2011
Get the Gamers Cock Block mug.Short for videogamester, combining (video)gamer and gangster. A person who is part of a certain game community engaged in an online gang war with another such community such as Xbox vs. Playstation, Infinity Ward vs. Treyarch, PC vs. console and so on. Possible symptoms of gang affiliation are overzealous brand loyalty, arguing on youtube, basically having nothing more important to talk about and virginity.
"Jim keeps sending me these links to those horrible Xbox 360 vs. Playstation 3 graphic comparison clips whenever a new game comes out."
"I take it he then starts bitching about how the colors look more realistic on one console than the other? And when the other idiots who comment on youtube disagree, he starts talking about the tv-screen they used for the clip and how biased they were?"
"Exactly, he's a total gamester. I told him to fuck off and then I just had sex with my girlfriend."
"I take it he then starts bitching about how the colors look more realistic on one console than the other? And when the other idiots who comment on youtube disagree, he starts talking about the tv-screen they used for the clip and how biased they were?"
"Exactly, he's a total gamester. I told him to fuck off and then I just had sex with my girlfriend."
by Joe115 March 4, 2011
Get the Gamester mug.When every person of smosh plays a game as a competition, and the loser has to do something very stupid.
by Cuck Noris October 30, 2014
Get the gamebang mug.Gamer Troll, who deliberately provocative to other gamers with the intention of causing maximum disruption and argument who gains entertainment to toy others emotions without the victim's knowledge. The Gamer Troll want their victims of not noticing they're having fun to make you rage or cry in the process of doing it in the first place. They love the feeling to dominate the other players' emotions to feel like a champ. Most of these trolls are very unskilled at most or current game he/she is playing at the time. Another reason a Gamer Troll will do this to other players' is when they cannot win the game or did try their best and they will not have any game sportsmanship of regardless the game match is for fun or competitive gameplay
You mute the troll! Block the Troll! You kick the troll! If the troll kicks you and you get angry then you got trolled! Why would you want to stay in a game server with a troll?
Every Gamer Trolls' weakness: 1. Zone out or tune out the troll as this troll does not exist to you.
2. If you're great at insults, you can try to be the bigger troll. Again the rule to win over a troll is to make them angry at you or make them cry to be the victor. As most trolls will stop as some will retaliate back again of being too stubborn to give up.
3. Have friends or make new friends to team up on the troll either trolling back or kick the gamer troll out of the server.
You mute the troll! Block the Troll! You kick the troll! If the troll kicks you and you get angry then you got trolled! Why would you want to stay in a game server with a troll?
Every Gamer Trolls' weakness: 1. Zone out or tune out the troll as this troll does not exist to you.
2. If you're great at insults, you can try to be the bigger troll. Again the rule to win over a troll is to make them angry at you or make them cry to be the victor. As most trolls will stop as some will retaliate back again of being too stubborn to give up.
3. Have friends or make new friends to team up on the troll either trolling back or kick the gamer troll out of the server.
FartyMardy: Hello, Iseven8'O_Aholes! What bring you here today?
Iseven8'O_Aholes!: Hallo..waitt
Did you just call me a fatass?
FartyMardy: Why would I do that? You look great!
Iseven8'O_Aholes!: Oh, snap! You can see me?
Oh, fook!
FartyMardy: As of course I can see you.
Iseven8'O_Aholes!: Dam these webcam technologies are not safe at all.
FartyMardy: You're looking like a billion dollar there, Iseven8'O_Aholes!
Iseven8'O_Aholes!: Hold on, I don't even own a webcam!
HOW ARE YOU EVEN DOING THIS TO ME YOU PERVERT!?!?!?
User Iseven8'O_Aholes! has Disconnected!
The use who has disconnect has been trolled by a gamer troll!
Iseven8'O_Aholes!: Hallo..waitt
Did you just call me a fatass?
FartyMardy: Why would I do that? You look great!
Iseven8'O_Aholes!: Oh, snap! You can see me?
Oh, fook!
FartyMardy: As of course I can see you.
Iseven8'O_Aholes!: Dam these webcam technologies are not safe at all.
FartyMardy: You're looking like a billion dollar there, Iseven8'O_Aholes!
Iseven8'O_Aholes!: Hold on, I don't even own a webcam!
HOW ARE YOU EVEN DOING THIS TO ME YOU PERVERT!?!?!?
User Iseven8'O_Aholes! has Disconnected!
The use who has disconnect has been trolled by a gamer troll!
by afriendlycow June 25, 2016
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