mirror chicken

A game played by people with mental health issues. Played by staring into the mirror as if you were having a staring contest with yourself until you force yourself into a mental breakdown. Mostly occurring because of strong feelings of self hatred.

"Yo dude, I'm gonna go play mirror chicken and see how long until I start crying"

by toastyfag April 9, 2019

Douche Chicken

Lovingly waking up ur sister who fell asleep on the truck seat while you were plowing

Wake up douche chicken

Wake up douche chicken let me in!

by Liltigz October 20, 2021

Fishing with Rubber Chickens

When someone makes self-deprecating jokes to get reassurance/validation from someone. Similar to Fishing for Compliments.

"Hey, you wanna hear a joke?"
"Sure"
"My future. That's the joke."
"Stop Fishing with Rubber Chickens dude, it's not funny."

by Scorchingghost December 19, 2020

chicken attack

gay song for gay people

maor: chicken attack
Straight person: shut up gay

by bigg secret September 23, 2020

Chicken Tender

When your dick goes limp while fucking, but you keep slapping it around inside

I gave her that Chicken Tender last night.

by DeathPenalty01 September 2, 2020

chicken metal

A sub-genre of metal created by Andrew Huang in January 2018. The genre features the use of rubber chickens as analogue instruments to create metal-style music.

"Dude, what's the greatest musical genre in history?"

"Well, it's got be Chicken Metal"

"I don't know why I asked"

by sleep_a_lot January 15, 2018

Chicken Littler

A person who claimed in 2000 if we didn't stop using oil and go vegan the polar ice would be gone and we'd all be underwater by 2020.

Joe Repub: "The science is settled! If we don't stop using oil and go vegan our coastal cities and island nations will be GONE by 2020! It'll be the end of civilization!"

2024 rolls around, we're using more oil and eating more meat than ever, yet the ice caps haven't melted, our coastal cities and island nations are still there, and civilization marches on.

Joe Repub: "The science is evolving!"

Me: "You sound like a Chicken Littler."

by JustcallmeEd July 22, 2024