zombie hippies

super-sketchy lot-kids who are dirty as hell and will try to bum your cigarettes and drugs because they don't have any money since they spent it on supplies to make shitty lighter cases (which they sell for $10). they have no intention other than getting fucked up on everyone else's drugs, but somehow still manage to get into the show/festival...
and just when you think you've lost them, they show up outside your hotel room, begging you to let them in because they know you're smoking mad weed.

"dude, did you hear that?"
*peers through peep-hole of the hotel room door*
"holy shit! zombie hippies! be quiet and turn off the lights!"

by mirandawho March 29, 2010

Zombie

The sound and feeling in one's stomach after holding in too much gas.

Dude, you can totally hear that guy has a bad case of the Zombie.

by Jojo Gaylord July 29, 2010

Zombie-Kata

n - Kata that is performed in a slow and sluggish manner, having your arms swing around in "undead motions" like a zombie.

Girl: What the hell is wrong with you? Why is your kata so sloppy and weak?
Guy: Because its my zombie-kata.

by Gorillafaceoff May 12, 2011

Party Zombie

The girl at the party that drinks to much starts stumbling around and bites people, usually has no balance and falls down everywhere. Often times cries making her makeup run and resulting in a zombie like appearance.

"Hey who the hell is that drunk chick who is biting everyone?"

"Oh she is just a freaking party zombie....... want a beer?"

"Sure....."

by P-DUB BrewHa! May 10, 2010

Headphone zombie

A soldier of fortune for the undead army. Headphone zombies attack mostly young people and turn them into headphone zombies. With larger numbers, the zombies have safety, and usually win, unfortunately.

They are trying to take over, and let the machines win. The mind of a headphone zombie is artificial intelligence, and it's contagious!

by Solid Mantis August 25, 2016

Microsoft Zombie

Any person who works for Microsoft. They are not able to come up with an original thought. Some people say they are all creatively dead. Others say they are a mindless human being.

Microsoft Zombies are known for stealing ideas from Apple and Linux. Their implementation of a stolen idea is always sub standard. They are also known for trying to prove to the world their products are better.

Microsoft Zombies are also very hypocritical. They are known for saying Google is a monopoly because they have a large share of the internet search market share. If you point out Microsoft has over 90% of the desktops, they will tell you that is "different".

Today a Microsoft Zombie told me to "bing" it.

I went to purchase an IPhone, but a Microsoft Zombie told me I should get a Windows Mobile device.

Only a Microsoft Zombie would say Google has a monopoly!

A Microsoft Zombie will keep a straight face when he tells you Windows Aero is not a rip-off of Linux's Compiz Beryl.

A Microsoft Zombie will try to convince you Windows 7 is cool and hip, and Snow Leopard is a tool of the devil.

by Microsoft Alumni April 6, 2010

Poison Headcrabs and Poison Zombies

Poison Headcrabs and Poison Zombies are from Half-Life 2. Poison Headcrabs are darker and cat-sized and spider like creatures. If a Poison Headcrab bites you, your health will drop all the way 1 percent! However, Poison Headcrabs alone can not kill you, other enemies around finish you off. Hide if a Poison Headcrab bites you, so your health returns to it's normal levels. Poison Zombies are hunch back Zomnies with Poison Headcrabs around it. Poison Zombies are very slow, but strong. They can throw Poison Headcrabs at you (only 2-3), Poison Zombies have large health, use your shotgun alot of times for fire your Assault Rifle at them. Really use a exposive barrel or gas can to beat a Poison Zombie.

Poison Headcrabs and Poison Zombies are more poisonous then normal ones. Poison Headcrabs can be used the same way as normal headcrabs, Poison Zombies are strong and do not come in Torsos.

by Mega Sean 45 June 19, 2008