Zero

A useless, unsuccessful, idiotic person. These people are increasing in the population every day.

Man that guy is such a fucking zero.

by Broken_the_Chains July 31, 2006

Zerin

A Bosnian who eats McDonald's twice a day and only drinks Mountain Dew soda.

That guys totally a Zerin, what a greasy Bosnian with the Mcdouble and Mountain Dew.

by pickatimaterina December 24, 2009

zeroflat

a good looking girl with no tits or ass that is a size

DAMN this chic is hot to bad she is zeroflat

by kanusay420 May 22, 2009

Zero Boyfriend ROI

To be fully invested in a boyfriend - personal time, money, and reputation resulting in less than or zero satisfactory returned value on his part. When this happens the girl must remove her rose tinted glasses to make a good business decision soley on the facts presented.

Zero return of his personal time, money, plus add harm to said girl's reputation = Zero Boyfriend ROI = license for her to upgrade to a better suitor, and drop him without notice or fair warning.

Zero Boyfriend ROI

by smartbusinesswoman June 19, 2010

Theta Zero

Comic character from the 80's. Theta referring to his sexual fetish for ancient Greek texts and Zero referring to the amount of friends he has.

Evil Lord Beefy: Now, Theta Zero, you will die. Theta Zero: B..but I thought you were my friend! Evil Lord Beefy: Friend? You? Ahahahahahahahahah!

by RUNEYY July 14, 2010

zemons

A fanbase (Zoe Laverne) people call zonuts “zemons” so Zoe Laverne changed it to zemons

Zoe hater:ugh b****

Zoe hater:stfu zemon

NOUN:zemons

by zlp laverne July 21, 2020

double-zero

n. The last two digits of a cell phone call that ends precisely on a certain minute.

Since the phone company fucks you and rounds up your minutes, it is most economical to terminate a call exactly at a "double-zero" mark.

My conversation with John was wrapping up at 5 minutes and 47 seconds. When he tried to open up a new subject, I stopped him and ended the call right at "double-zero".

by tonyfromjersey March 16, 2007