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would

A word you use when you find out someone you've known for a long time desperately wants to sleep with you, and you've been oblivious to their many hints over the years.
"I'd let you try and exhaust me"
"would"
by design_by_booty November 20, 2024
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would you like some manure?

To ask a person if they want the dirty shit they deserve.
WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MANURE?
by fctrgyhuxdg April 22, 2025
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Wouldn't say it to your face

I've been saying it to Sam Sedar's face for months now.
Hym "I don't know why you think I wouldn't say it to your face but I know what YOU... WON'T SAY, EVEN IN TEXT. You won't even say it in one of your little group chats. Or even on your faggy little YouTube channel. You will not say that Hym Iam (or even my real name) is not going to get paid and credit for creating AI because YOU KNOW I AM GOING TO WALK OUT OF MY DOOR... IIIIIIMMEDIATELY! AND LOOK FOR A FUCKING KID TO STAB AND I'M GOING TO DO EXACTLY THAT! You won't even THINK it. You won't DREAM of it. Because if I even though you did for even a second, you wouldn't be reading this."
by Hym Iam May 9, 2025
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WOULD HAVE IT

For those who believe as powerful greater than themselves, too often I lean on my own understanding by my own will. If that be the will of God...
As God would have it, speak with the person and ask for help.
by anonymous June 15, 2025
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WorldAssGod

It’s a famous porn star named Lawrence Mason Flack III with a Nicki Minaj Ass Cheeks.
Friend 1: What’s the name of a pornstar got owned by his admirer with a disability after calling him R term and literally broken his heart?

Friend 3: Oh that’s Lawrence Mason Flack III also he goes by WorldAssGod on Tumblr and he got banned for numerous times. I don’t blame the guy actually loved him and not his Nicki Minaj Ass Cheeks. Yeah, he shouldn’t done it.

Friend 2: Yes. You are right about that. He shouldn’t broken his heart. I don’t blame him too because. I would done it too. Teaching him a lesson or two.

Friend 1: I thought they’re were dating?

Friend 4: No. They didn’t dated. The poor guy always claimed Lawrence were his actual first love of his life that actually come close to his heart.

Friend 5: Okay. That’s good to know. I don’t know why peoples are still talking about them anyway.
by MuscleGodsLover June 23, 2025
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Would

Would is short for "Would accept sexual intercourse with person if said person offered".
- Did you seen Jonathan Bailey in the new Jurassic Park movie?
- Would.
by saren kmith September 15, 2025
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Wouldn't have happened without my input

Unlike the school shootings, which where already happening and went DOWN between 2019 and now.
Hym "Wouldn't have happened without my input and you're trying to trivialize that very input because it trivializes your success. Which you don't actually have because nepotism. So the AI wouldn't have happened without my input. Some of the school shootings WOULDN'T have happened if YOUR input on the weaponized schizophrenia had be more substantive but I already saved my school shooter AND my suicide guy. So, publishing an original theory about how you would have to go about creating AI is NOT the same as telling your that if your doing do something about the weaponization of schizophrenia your kids were going to get murdered. And rightfully so. But how do you explain that to someone who has never had to do anything or be anything in life amd if basically retarded? Or actually retarded like REE-Lon?"
by Hym Iam October 6, 2025
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