knotted hair

The worst, especially if it takes a while to brush. (me rn)

(also I'm first to make this :))

"Start brushing! You've got knotted hair!!"

by YOU'RE SUS March 1, 2022

monkey knot

clasping your hands together to make a ball then inserting said ball anally, vaginally, or orally

guy 1: how did things go with rebecca last night
guy 2: shit got crazy, she made me give her the monkey knot 3 times!

by nbkNova August 9, 2023

Garlic knotting

When two men align themselves in such a way that they both can penetrate each other buttholes with their wieners. Performing the act of love.

Travis and Charlie tried garlic knotting for the first time Saturday night and loved it!

by Chestergreenburg December 8, 2020

Knot Jet

A guy who is so sweaty at fortnite he cant even spell not.

ttv btw

I don t go to scool i play fartknighte so muc, im suc a Knot Jet

by Riarm November 28, 2018

Cock knot

A genuine Fuckstick you work with who thinks he knows everything but truly doesn’t, like not even close. Lacks basic experience and knowledge but tends to boast otherwise to make himself appear more valuable to a company. In truth, the Fuckstick costs the company much more than he’s worth. Simply put, a Cock Knot.

Our Cock Knot of a leader Couldn’t lead starving pigs to a shit filled slop trough even if they were starving

by Evenflo October 17, 2021

red knot

When two long dick dudes tie them together and then try to pull the knot out until it becomes a bloody mess. Red knot!

I walked in on my roommate yesterday and he and his boyfriend had their dicks tied together and were pulling apart, it was a bloody mess!! It looked like a Red Knot!!

by booker t washington October 17, 2015

Nigger Knots

Dirty unwashed hair, mixed with dirt and dog shit to create what is commonly known as dreadlocks. Can usually be found on dirty, unkempt jigaboos or the occasional pro athlete.

Nice nigger knots Jamal. Where'd you get the dog shit to grow them ?

by hawke4me January 19, 2024