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Gordian Knot

Gordian Knot. : you take a girl with long hair and tie it in knots around your lower back, she has to blow you until she unties it
My girlfriend was kinky as fuck and wanted to try the Gordian Knot! It took her 1 hour and 15 minutes to untie her hair
by War.D.Bandit July 2, 2024
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neck knot

Someone who is very annoying and won’t go away. A bit like a knot in the very back of your which is nearly impossible to get out.
Person 1: hey, omg That new girl is sick a neck knot!
Person 2: oh you are so unlucky, you basically can’t get rid of them!
by Bubbly Mango July 6, 2021
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Balloon Knot

An act in which a guy will tie his foreskin into a knot, and began to pee, simulating the inflation of a balloon.
"Mike was in a good bit of pain since he tied his balloon knot to tight.
by Cracked out coconut July 31, 2022
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Turkish garlic knot

When you are cuddling with the boys and you all tie your dicks into a knot. You then use garlic oil as lubricant to undo the knot.
Me and the gang were practicing making a Turkish garlic knot last night.
by ChazgotthatGas November 22, 2024
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Balloon Knot Slap

Being hit in the face with a tied used condom full of semen.
Hey Pete, I can't believe your dad balloon Knot Slapped me last night!
by Toneage February 17, 2020
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balloon knot

I tapped that ho right in her balloon knot
by Knotty pine July 28, 2016
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Scrot Knot

Matted hair under scrotum. (Gooch area) forming a dreadlock like weave. Can also be similar to a dingle berry dangling from your balls. Scrot=scrotum knot=knot, (tangle)
I haven’t showered for three days and I’ve got a scrot knot forming.

Just got back from camping. Had a hot shower and finally washed out that scrot knot.
by The real slippery gypsy January 10, 2025
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