Wet Vagina

A wet vagina is a happy vagina. Some people like to touch the wet vagina. People also insert objects into the wet vagina.

Gee, I'd like to touch that wet vagina.

by vagina pro August 12, 2011

wet cracker

A game in which the all male contestants stand around a cracker masturbating vigorously until they ejaculate on it. The last member to ejaculate loses, and has to eat the cracker.

Guys, let's play wet cracker!

Aww, Gross! Billy had to eat the wet cracker.

by dfu January 30, 2004

Wet bone

A wet penis. When a male's penis gets dampened or moistened by masturbation, or sexual intercourse. Could be a result of vaginal or anal sex, or oral sex.

Dan's pre-ejaculate fluid became homogenized with Shelly's warm, sticky saliva. His tall erection was covered in a slippery, sticky, semi-thick, glistening sexual substance. Dan had a wet bone.

by Thadeus Dank November 20, 2010

wet shart

liquid poop farts

wow that was one juicy wet shart that jack just had

by slutforsharts January 19, 2019

Wet spelunker

Another name for a dick/cock. In particular after having had sex in a wet pussy or ass.

Derived from the concept of exploring a dark cave which is usually very wet as can be seen with a pussy and ass after lube is applied.

The wet spelunker bulging in Davids pants was making it hard for Taylor to concentrate.

by Kittyslyfox December 2, 2020

wet kenny

When one guy has sexual intercourse when another guy's foot pussy while giving that same guy a blowjob.

Doug is going to wet kenny John tonight.

by The MurMan August 25, 2019

Wet Pastry

When it's really humid, and you stick your penis in a cannoli.

What did you do last night?
I made a Wet Pastry
nice

by boomboomguy November 9, 2018