Squeaky Weasel 

A sex position , when a dude is banging a chic doggie style and quickly goes for the double fish hook and switches to anal sex makes her squeak like a weasel

Dude i totally switched it up and dropped the squeaky weasel on her then she punched me

Squeaky Weasel by Chopperdave631 January 27, 2010

Goober-weasel

A person who is about 6'-2", has a short jew-fro, pale skin, freckles, "plays" drums, exclusively listens to 90's alternative music, and usually had two middle names.

Guy 1: What's your middle name?
Guy 2: Actually, I have two middle names: Steven and Fortner.
Guy 1: Oh, so you're a goober-weasel?

Goober-weasel by Doucheperier February 19, 2010

Minge-weasel 

n. A middle-aged man with floppy hair, cream chinos and a sports jacket.

Your boss is an odious minge-weasel

Minge-weasel by captainchuffnuts June 25, 2009

stoplight weasel 

people hustling for money at a stop light...the concept i can easily grab for my money when my body is 'L' shaped, and i'm in a potentially dangerous, weak position.

those stoplight weasels are all a-hustle today!

gave a dollar to a stoplight weasel!

stoplight weasel by michael foolsley December 3, 2009

Pickle Weasel 

A Pickle Weasel is a girl who leaves penis. She is a weasel who will do anything to get to it. Once she has your pickle (Penis), she will continue to come back every night for a few weeks, until she finds a new pickle to weasel.

Dude, this ridiculously hot girl I met is a pickle weasel. I've gotten with her like 7 times since last week.

Pickle Weasel by Berico Parachute October 15, 2006

Spice weasel 

a person that chronically masturbates to scrambled cable TV porn most commonly the spice channel.

Marvin is a total spice weasel . He's constantly whacking his pud to scrambled porn

Spice weasel by Silver tongued liar November 3, 2015

Sewer Weasel

A skinny swamp donkey. See Swamp Donkey....

That bitch ain't that big....she's definitely a sewer weasel.

Hey man, at least that sewer weasel is skinny....bag it and tag it.

Sewer Weasel by RBHoya December 18, 2006