wake and snaked

when you wake up and find a chick on your dick to get a bit of that delicious morning cum (; similar to wake and shake

"yo dude Hanna totally wake and snaked me this morning! best birthday surprise ever!"

by snuffletussul October 20, 2016

I don't wake up in the morning for

A sarcastic expression used to communicate veritable nonchalance for a particular activity or thing. This phrase is generally used in conversations aimed at dismantling the positive impact or benefit of saving inconsequential sums of money.

Person 1: Bro, if we hurry and leave for the concert at 7 pm we can get $5 off the price of tickets!

Person 2: Let's take our time and arrive later. I don't wake up in the morning for $5.

by FrenchOnion February 4, 2024

Olympian's Wake

Idiots

Olympian's Wake Member: i shat my self

by eznooblol January 12, 2022

joe Wake upp

when you steal from you're local supermarket and then flush you're shit down the toliet

i just did a joe wake upp

by poggo walk May 25, 2021

Wake the Snorlax

The act of cumming in a girl’s mouth mid-snore to make it go down her throat and wake her up.

Dude, my girl stayed over at my house last night, you know I had to wake the snorlax!

by Jicksunk July 2, 2022

Wake of the Dragon

A Chinese phrase meaning the smoke that follows the opium pipe or the state of being high that accompanies use of opium.

"Don't ask him questions now, he's in the wake of the dragon."

by Phoenix2305 November 8, 2012

wake turbulence

Da chaotic "whirlwinds" of aggravation dat occur when someone gets roused from a deep slumber.

Da term "wake turbulence" can also refer to a noisy disruption dat occurs during a paying-of-respects gathering, da arrival of da vocally-disgusted Doc Robinson during da King and Duke's disgraceful sham of a mourning-service comes to mind.

by QuacksO March 27, 2025