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Wake up and smell the music

A phrase used to let someone know they need to recognize the severity of their words. They need to accept reality and see they went too far.
"John, you need to wake up and smell the music. You calling Kathy a whore was really mean."
by Janky Mary July 25, 2021
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national wake your s.o. up day

wake your significant other up right fucking now. disturb their sleep. it’s your day to annoy the shit out of them for no reason. it takes place on every 3rd friday of june
“oh why are you up so early?”

“it’s national wake your s.o. up day, so i’m about to throw some water at this bitch
by bubabear101 June 17, 2021
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joe Wake upp

when you steal from you're local supermarket and then flush you're shit down the toliet
i just did a joe wake upp
by poggo walk May 25, 2021
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Wake and Pex

Wake and Pex is when you wake up, eat breakfast, then take an Adipex-75 pill (75mg Phentermine). Then you clean and study and do work.
Steve: I did a Wake and Pex and included breakfast.
by HawaiianPunch1 November 22, 2024
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Riding the wake

This is where a girlfriend that is attractive to you or others /has other options , uses the fact others would gladly be you in an instant to her advantage by going out as said girlfriend playing the troubled girlfriend role in order to get what is desired and then returning home with a watered down self to argue because where as otherwise she could have her way in case scenario.
Male.says to girlfriend , oh now you are just riding the wake . Just as she leaves
by Essie Aighen July 15, 2025
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how long do you take to wake up in the morning?

lightly insulting joke used to ask someone how dumb they are, making a comparison to old and slightly stupid computers, that take a long time to turn on.
that make me ask myself , how long do you take to wake up in the morning? cause how can you say something so dumb so securely..
by jokesasigo_ August 31, 2025
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Ass wake

When you walk behind someone and smell their dirty ass.
I was at the grocery store today and walked through someone's ass wake and nearly vomited.
by Macdaddyjbrown September 2, 2025
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