You: (singing) Dumpin' a turd, Ima dumpin' a tur...
Colleague: Hey Dude, have you seen the report I left on the printer?
You: No.
Colleague leaves.
You: That was a weird turd.
Colleague: Hey Dude, have you seen the report I left on the printer?
You: No.
Colleague leaves.
You: That was a weird turd.
by Actual Ltd. July 2, 2024
Get the Weird Turdmug. “Man, Waldo is a weird ass n*gga. He sends his ex-girlfriend nudes of the women he’s talking to now!”
by cucumber_joe July 17, 2025
Get the weird ass n*ggamug. Social Weird-xie (Weird-xie for short) is a type of anxiety, You feel like your acting too weird or odd around people which makes you shut up immediately and just stand there awkwardly.
I have social weird-xie.
Poor you, How was the dance last night then?
I was dancing for a long time until i looked around and everyone was silent, So i felt kinda bad.
Oh cmere. *Hugs*
Poor you, How was the dance last night then?
I was dancing for a long time until i looked around and everyone was silent, So i felt kinda bad.
Oh cmere. *Hugs*
by vvrainee March 26, 2023
Get the Social Weird-xiemug. 
BAR(BARely any rhythm) - WEIRD(strange, unfamiliar) 1: a vocal limitation from a scarcity of being able to imagine everyone is normal and what you see and hear is you, 2: a natural slight of verb for someone who doesn’t keep good emphatic books
Have you ever had a sweet kitty-cat walking up, rubbing against your leg, purring and jumping up in your lap only to smell their stinky butt? Then you’re looking to see if anything from cat’s ass got on you? Bar-weird is the mental projection of a cat-ass verbalized, vocalized, and like Marshal Macluhan observed, “The medium is the message.”
Stray: Oh you’re just a weirdo aren’t you?
Kitten: Hmm… smell’s a little bar-weird in here. Y’all smell that?
Stray: Huh?
Cat: Don’t get that on your coat or that will be your clown-fish smellin’ ass, Young Huck. Best adjust your own handle bars and let them adjust there’s.
Stray: What do you mean?
Kitten: Where I’m from…Cats respect themselves enough to ask us if we really wanna talk shit with a Cat-ass wearing that mud on their coat. Otherwise we’ll have a Union where a Cat-ass can go to feel ‘normal’ smelling like that stuck mindset.
Cat: Time Out: Y’all just let anyone adjust the handle bars on y’all’s bike? You good, Young Huck? Mama told me explicitly to stay out the mud today.
In a concept: ‘Bar-weird and Musical Genre’
‘Normal’ people might be bar-weird with genres such as Americana and Country if they don’t comprehend where they’re from. They might have come by it honest due to the limitations of caregivers. However, a person’s expression is only as comprehensive as far back as they can fetch their experience.
Stray: Oh you’re just a weirdo aren’t you?
Kitten: Hmm… smell’s a little bar-weird in here. Y’all smell that?
Stray: Huh?
Cat: Don’t get that on your coat or that will be your clown-fish smellin’ ass, Young Huck. Best adjust your own handle bars and let them adjust there’s.
Stray: What do you mean?
Kitten: Where I’m from…Cats respect themselves enough to ask us if we really wanna talk shit with a Cat-ass wearing that mud on their coat. Otherwise we’ll have a Union where a Cat-ass can go to feel ‘normal’ smelling like that stuck mindset.
Cat: Time Out: Y’all just let anyone adjust the handle bars on y’all’s bike? You good, Young Huck? Mama told me explicitly to stay out the mud today.
In a concept: ‘Bar-weird and Musical Genre’
‘Normal’ people might be bar-weird with genres such as Americana and Country if they don’t comprehend where they’re from. They might have come by it honest due to the limitations of caregivers. However, a person’s expression is only as comprehensive as far back as they can fetch their experience.
by goodhand April 10, 2024
Get the bar-weirdmug. My feet are tingling and it feels really good but I just know it shouldn’t but it feels nice but weird
by Bramblerosie4 December 26, 2023
Get the Feels nice but weirdmug. He likes to wear shirts with toungues on them. He looks like a 2 year old but acts like a 90 year old pregnant man. He thinks he likes Star Trek but really he likes Dora the explorer.
by Theswimmer April 20, 2017
Get the joan spelt weirdmug.