A gigantic porpoise-like human. The last tier of the obesity scale. (See other teirs: Big Mac, Mondo Chubs, Etc.)
by Gdawg39 February 2, 2017

A label maker that can print two labels at a very high speed at the same time.
Notoriously dangerous for getting one's testicles caught in.
Notoriously dangerous for getting one's testicles caught in.
by Randall McNally III October 24, 2023

A vigorous, at speed masturbation technique that needs to finish in sub 3 minutes. Likely to be carried out under extreme pressure.
by turbo pull February 2, 2017

The act of masturbating ferociously until approaching the cum explosion, immediately stopping to watch some kai cenat or skibidi toilet and then restarting the process over indefinitely. Most of the time, this act is performed on a split screen featuring family guy and subway surfers gameplay.
Bro! I was turbo edging to Family Guy to start my day off right! I masturbated ferociously, approached the cum explosion, stopped to watch skibidi toilet, then restarted.
You gotta hop on the 678 cycle! 6 hours edging, 7 hours edging, then 8 hours edging. Repeat this daily to maximize sigma gains.
You gotta hop on the 678 cycle! 6 hours edging, 7 hours edging, then 8 hours edging. Repeat this daily to maximize sigma gains.
by turboedger678 January 30, 2024

You organise a meeting with a colleague, go to the pub instead, neck a drink, come back.
*Pat on the back - good meeting*
*Pat on the back - good meeting*
by Continually Spinning In Chair October 13, 2017

An alleged side effect of the Covid-19 vaccine(s).
Turbo cancer (allegedly) causes vaccinated individuals to have a very high risk of developing extremely aggressive cancers, which metastasize extremely quickly to the point that they're basically untreatable.
Turbo cancer (allegedly) causes vaccinated individuals to have a very high risk of developing extremely aggressive cancers, which metastasize extremely quickly to the point that they're basically untreatable.
Whether or not Turbo Cancer is real is heavily disputed and controversial. While most sources claim that it's false, conspiracy theorists state that these sources may be biased. The fact that some vaccinated individuals HAVE in fact suddenly died from cancer does not help the matter, as it cannot be determined whether or not it just happened or if they really are correct.
by Ubeenbamboozledson May 19, 2024

so if u have a car and have some goofy ahh turbo u know what this is for the ones that dont know its car part make alot of goofy horsepower. it goes stutututututu or psttttttttttt
ur smoll turbo make smol no stututututu only psttttttttt cuz it a weak ass turbo
ur big ass turbo will make big stututututututututututututututututututututu cuz it big ass
ur smoll turbo make smol no stututututu only psttttttttt cuz it a weak ass turbo
ur big ass turbo will make big stututututututututututututututututututututu cuz it big ass
by FlutterCarzTik February 6, 2023
