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porcelain tub

Porcelain Tub. The rarest of all female asses that utterly confuses men of all races and religions. Like a porcelain tub it is very large, very hard, and very smooth. It is also known for its ability to stand up to a lot of abuse (durable) and retain heat similar to a porcelain tub. Female porcelain tubs have been known to induce psychosis especially in african-american or latino men.
Ohhh shiiitttt. Look at that fat ass! Hold up --- that shits not jiggling for shit. That girl got a porcelain tub!
by MONTY1975 April 16, 2017
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Hot Tub Daddy

A friend or close acquaintance who nurtures one's mother in the hot tub.
My friend's mother accepted my invitation to the hot tub. I am now my friend's hot tub daddy.
by Mandudeson May 10, 2018
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hot tub effect

when you drink alcohol while sitting a hot tub; your blood pressure is low when you are sitting there, so when you get out and it picks up, the sudden rush of alcohol through your veins hits you like a train
Davison: I had the hot tub effect like a mofo last night.
Cooper: Vodka and Gatorade again?
Davison: Yep. I got out, and it hit me like a train. I stumbled all the way back to our place.
by etr1996 March 9, 2017
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Tub

A $20 bill. Often used in the plural. Derives from the abolitionist Harriet Tubman, whose image will succeed Andrew Jackson on the $20 bill.
Flea Market Patron: How many Tubs is that antique back scratcher?
Flea Market Vendor: Five Tubs, and not a Tub less.
by Ae5Ea8 May 22, 2016
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Tub Queen

People who obsessively store everything in rubber or plastic tubs. Files, clothes, food, you get the idea. Instead of having the proper storage for these items.
She's a tub queen.
by Clara Fication June 5, 2016
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tub squash

Something that a stupid fucktard named nick made up, basically a way to get you into a bathtub and rape you.
Josh shut up or I will Tub Squash you!
by I Witchdoctor I January 29, 2018
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Dirt around tub

It means your a dirty stanking ass that needs more baths
Need help use more soap fag dirt around tub
by Cleanyourself February 4, 2018
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