sword of 1000 truths

When a man takes 1000 viagra pills and shoves his 15 foot dick into a girl vagina 1000 times

dude i sword of 1000 truths my girlfriend yesterday , i think i killed her.

by 1337zor April 13, 2008

truth or dare kiss or swear

Is an more intense version of truth or dare where you have four options thru truth (answer a question), dare (do a dare), kiss (kiss someone) or swear (this is so that you can or can't do something until the end of the game)

Katy "Jessica, truth or dare kiss or swear?"

Jessica "kiss"
Katy "kiss John"
*Jessica and John kiss*
Jessica "Katy truth or dare kiss or swear?"
Katy "swear"
Jessica "promise not to laugh"
Katy "damn"

by DancingCakes August 2, 2019

you can't handle the truth

Expression first popularised by Jack Nicholson in the character of Col. Nathan R. Jessep in A Few Good Men (1992, dir. Rob Reiner), when he blows up in court in Tom Cruise's face. Handy exclamation to direct at the computer screen when somebody votes down an eminently rational definition on urbandictionary. Parodied by Sideshow Bob in an episode of The Simpsons ("Pish! I deride your truth-handling abilities!").

Kaffee: I want the truth!
Jessep (yells): You can't handle the truth!

by Fearman April 15, 2008

hard earned truth

It's the realization of what's true, after going through tough times to get to the truth.

I found it to be a hard earned truth, only realized after going through one of lifes challenges.

by JulJJuesJules July 31, 2017

I Speak The Truth

An Antonymic phrase;

If the phrase is spoken repeatedly over a prolonged amount of time, it is very likely untrue.

I don't want to be in charge, I Speak The Truth x 15

by Lightning72 July 30, 2012

Quoted For Truth and Great Justice

Used to imply that one's words are utterly and undeniably true, and that it needs to be quoted in order to ensure that the point is proven.

"Pluto Nash was an abomination...Quoted For Truth and Great Justice."

by Dark Soul X August 29, 2009

swift boat veterans for truth

The partisan right-wing group that launched a bellow the belt attack on John Kerry, saying that he'd betrayed his country and served as a coward in Vietnam. Aparently it's not that bad that george w. bush was a draft dodger.

Anyone with an IQ over 70 can see through the lies of Swift Boat Veterans for Truth

by wrestlingfreak August 30, 2006