The Vac truck

THE VAC TRUCK
3 nude males release bodily fluids into a large mixing bowl. The first person defecates, the second urinates and the third ejaculates. Now here is the fun part! To decide who vacuums the up the waste three players get nude and whoever has the shortest penis is the loser and must suck up the contents of the mixing bowl using a short length of rubber hose. Engine noises are a must whilst performing this most degrading act.

Jason: Hey Ken and Brendon i have a brand new mixing bowl, would you two like to perform the vac truck?

Ken: ok, why not?

Brendon: as long as it doesn't involve dick measuring comp....

by Frank Fontain June 12, 2019

a la truck

When you go to a venue with a panoply of gourmet food trucks and sample several tasty morsels from the assembled proprietors.

Now that I've sampled a la truck, I'm going back to MoGo, Curry Up Now, and Louisiana Territory for seconds!

by Calvin@Heart April 20, 2011

monster truck

doing MDMA (molly, ecstasy) and the prescription drug Lyrica together.

“hey, we’re doing molly for the show tonight. do you want to score some ketamine and kittyflip?”

“nah bro, i’m doing a monster truck instead. way better!”

by avant_garden April 21, 2023

Truck fucker

An endearing term used by dramatic old heads, usually suburban men in their early 70's.

Wilbur: "Oh my golly gosh..Tim is that you?"

Tim: "WILBUR? Well shove a stick up my arse and call me a taffy apple! How ya' doin' you Truck fucker?"

by ChildishBehavior February 27, 2023

truck you

A childish way of saying fuck, even though that its commonly used by a 5 year old child.
It depends how mad he is technically

You took my toy!

TRUCK YOU!

by hippopotomonstrousesquipedalio March 27, 2022

let's truck

let's go, now

"I want to get to the burger place before it gets crowded."
"Okay, then let's truck."

by wcsungod April 29, 2014

Truck Whore

A male who is a whore for his truck

Wow Jacob is such a truck whore

by Urmommmmmm101 January 17, 2022