A case of severe diarrhea which "varnishes" the toilet brown...also called "Toilet Paint".
Toilet Varnish is extremely difficult to clean if it is not flushed within a week.
Toilet Varnish is extremely difficult to clean if it is not flushed within a week.
after all those grapes i needed to go varnish the toilet...
i said to my sister: "I'm not cleaning your Toilet Varnish!"
i said to my sister: "I'm not cleaning your Toilet Varnish!"
by FNX September 11, 2005
Get the Toilet Varnish mug.A “toilet song”, is a song with such poorly written lyrics, it sounds like it was made up whilst sitting on the toilet.
It can be applied to a song with lyrics that are either nonsensical, basic or just gibberish.
It can be applied to a song with lyrics that are either nonsensical, basic or just gibberish.
#1) Remember that Afroman tune from back in the day?
#2) Oh Shit! Yeah! What was it called again?🤔
#1) Because I got High, because I got High.🤑
Both) Because I got HHHIIIIIIII!
😙😝La La, La, La La La 🤣😂
#2 Yeah, that was such a ‘toilet song’!😂
#2) Oh Shit! Yeah! What was it called again?🤔
#1) Because I got High, because I got High.🤑
Both) Because I got HHHIIIIIIII!
😙😝La La, La, La La La 🤣😂
#2 Yeah, that was such a ‘toilet song’!😂
by Tommy Didads March 22, 2019
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Get the toilet ninja mug.by mangusforeal June 18, 2006
Get the take a toilet mug.A slimey, yet solid shit that just slides out of your ass is a brown toilet trout. If you yave been eating a lot of Skittles you can have a rainbow toilet trout.
Good God allmighty the bathroom stinks of death and the bastard didn't even flush, but it is a pretty rainbow toilet trout. I wish I shit that one myself.
by kingdaddyg December 2, 2010
Get the Toilet Trout mug.Strictly a Male based role. When using a urinal in a Club or Pub another man feels the need to converse, normally making eye contact, just to make the situation even more awkward.
Guy 1: "How'd it go last night with that girl?"
Guy 2 "Dude! Every time I had a piss there was a toilet jockey talking at me. Completely put me off my stride "
Guy 2 "Dude! Every time I had a piss there was a toilet jockey talking at me. Completely put me off my stride "
by Ashbk February 3, 2010
Get the Toilet Jockey mug.Skibidi toilet is a popular meme across gen alpha which contains heads in toilets and flashlights up your ass
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