Vampire Lube

When you pull out of a girl and you find blood on your dick.

OMG BECKY! You didn't tell me it was your time of the month. There's Vampire Lube on my dick!

by Serial Pisser June 05, 2023

Mexican vampire

A Mexican who is too white for their race

Oh look at that Mexican vampire

by Lolisuded1 November 29, 2018

vampire surprise

When a girl is on her period you eat her out then french kiss into her mouth

i just gave mary a vampire surprise

by cottonPickker February 08, 2019

Vampire Special

When your girl is on her period and you eat her out. After your done you’ll have a bunch of period blood on your face.

Chad: hey shawty your looking sexy today. Can I eat that pussy?
Girlfriend: yea but I’m in my period.

Chad: that’s ok! I’ll give you the vampire special!

by the Trump Administration November 28, 2020

Vampire Special

When you eat your girl out while she’s on her period.

Chad: hey shawty, you lookin extra sexy today. Can I eat your pussy?
Girl: yea but I’m on my period.
Chad: that’s ok! I’ll give you a vampire special!

by the Trump Administration November 28, 2020

nazi vampire

What to call someone when they’re brutally bossy, racist, or just all and all bad, a great insult

Person 1 - “Man I can’t get my mom off my back.”
Person 2 - “Jeez, sounds like she’s a serious nazi vampire

by Just One Egg Yolk August 13, 2021

Vampire Wanding

The act of freezing a mould of period blood into a phallic shape to then use as a dildo.

Oh Rachel my dear you do seem to have a particularly heavy flow this month. We should try that vampire wanding I keep hearing about! I’ll get the lollipop sticks.

by Wise and experienced June 02, 2023