tofu tits

Fabulous healthy square tits that guys can't help but wanna squish.

Dude did you see that girls tofu tits! They're fabulous and I just want to squish them!

by Starbucks&Uggs&Selfies4Lyfe November 20, 2014

Tatertot Tits

Tatertot Tits are defined as tits that are the average size of a tatertot.

Tits that have a strikingly similar resemblance to tatertots. Which is known as Tatertot Tits.

by Omg_savey July 12, 2016

Tits marmalade

Really cool, boss, wizard, wicked. Better than tits.

That fishing lure is tits marmalade.

by Mandingo's Rage August 30, 2013

Tit Picnic

The opposite of a sausage fest: a large gathering of girls with little to no male presence. Can be good or bad, depending on gender/sexual orientation.

Dude, you should have been there last night! We went to this party and it was like a massive tit picnic!

I was hoping to meet some cute guys at the Sorority-Fraternity exchange, but it ended up being just one big tit picnic.

by imaniv6 February 28, 2011

Vitch Tits

(noun) An alternative name for Lance Stroll (currently a Formula One driver for Aston Martin) made by RocketPoweredMohawk, a Formula One satirist.

"Stroll 23, 24, 25"
"Don't you mean Vitch Tits? He's only part of La Mision!"

by Gerald725DoubleBarrel March 13, 2023

Tits Mcgee

A nickname for a woman with good sized boobs.

Two guys see a woman on her daily jog. One of them shouts "Hey, Tits Mcgee why don't you come by later?"

In response the woman says "In your dreams." and ignores them.

by Cherished August 13, 2006

Dork Tits

Refers to the aesthetics of a dorky girls boobs. They often point in a weird direction, and have a large gap in between them. They can be extremely unpleasant if encountered when sober. This type of titty can even be caught reading a book under her bra, although its very rare.

Ryan: "God you're hot but your tits are dorky as shit."
Jen: Yeah, these Dork tits are pretty stupid looking."
Ryan: "Why the fuck are they reading?

by Sally Crapbasket July 7, 2009