When Abraham Lincoln obtained total cosmic awareness he became Time Lincoln. With his new found powers over timespace he fights crime and helps right wrongs using advanced technology from the future.
by Mr Matxyzptlk February 19, 2009

"I feel like I'm in the twilight zone"
"You're on tortuga time. Welcome to the suck"
An unavoidable phenomenon that prevents you from arriving at your destination on time. There is no stopping it and can only be accepted - it's going to happen. Even if you attempt to leave earlier, some greater force prevents you from being on time. Just accept the inevitable, you're on Tortuga Time.
"You're on tortuga time. Welcome to the suck"
An unavoidable phenomenon that prevents you from arriving at your destination on time. There is no stopping it and can only be accepted - it's going to happen. Even if you attempt to leave earlier, some greater force prevents you from being on time. Just accept the inevitable, you're on Tortuga Time.
by CAC3 June 13, 2016

A man tells his friend that his mom is hot and doesnt realize she is behind him.
"That was some awkward timing"
"That was some awkward timing"
by Wooplah April 24, 2009

by Wikid Sik Likwid May 7, 2008

Boy: I'm ready to have winky time later babe ;)
Girl: Yeah babe i love doing it to the sight of your hard cock ;)
Girl: Yeah babe i love doing it to the sight of your hard cock ;)
by Minecraft888 June 16, 2019

Sarah - " john have you finished the group project for tomorrow."
John - "Ha ha, no i live on elon time."
Sarah - "This is why everyone hates you."
John - "Ha ha, no i live on elon time."
Sarah - "This is why everyone hates you."
by Jarvis hutchinson October 4, 2019

by AwesomeSaucer February 5, 2018
