Tim Brody

The alleged twin brother of the Patriots quarterback Tom Brady. He is kept in the basement of the Patriots Coach/GM Bill Belichick and only let out to play football. Deterrents such as a tracker surgically implanted in his head and ninjas prevent him from revealing his true identity while on the field. The real Tom Brady is kept in a discrete location in the meantime. He makes attempts to get himself fired such as when he deflated his team's footballs in the 2015 AFC championship but no one seems to pick up on it.

Dilbert: Hey you know about Tim Brody?

Chuck: Never heard of him

by Wumbologist. February 7, 2020

Timmed up

To make a poorly written work schedule.

Jimmy: Who made this shift schedule? Billy: Hot damn it the schedule is timmed up again.

by Uberj November 19, 2018

Tim McCarvers

The boobs of a woman, especially large boobs.

Did you guys see Mark’s girlfriend? Yeah she had some Tim McCarvers.

by Capt. Moushpeenie February 16, 2023

Tim Tsang

He's a guy that spends 30 hours a day on games with the word "league" in it. Specifically Rocket League and League of Legends. The last time he touched grass was in 800 BC. The touching of grass ended the dark ages of Greece. Ever since he stopped to play games with "league" in it, everything began to crumble. WWI and WWII happens became he doesn't shower either. Soon WWIII will arrive because he won't go outside. all because of his UNHEALTHY addiction to Rocket League and League of Legends.

"Have you heard of Tim Tsang?"

"Yea, don't wanna end up like him!"

by Sushus October 8, 2022

pysco tim

Someone who will take your shit and then call the cops

Hey you need some help ? Bring your shit to pysco tim

by seasons May 4, 2017

j tims

just another name for the legendary pop singer Justin Timberlake.

girl 1- "Hey, you heard that song by Justin Timberlake?"
girl 2- "You mean j tims?"
girl 1- "Yea. Same thing."

by im so freakin cool June 13, 2008

Tim time

When in your head you are running on time, but for the rest of the world your running late again

Can be spelt as Tim(e)Time ( the first e is silent )

Im not late i am just running on Tim Time

also known as doing a Tim

by how many left May 23, 2019