Skip to main content

Nelson

Nelson is an extremely talented artist photographer in a tough exterior. Nelson eats like shit, so he’s always doubled over in pain. Nelson has one ball, but it’s so big that it seems like there are two in there.
I can’t come into work today, I ate like Nelson.
by Ace Rivers November 23, 2021
mugGet the Nelsonmug.

Micah Nelson

Micah Nelson means to be the swaggiest person alive all Micah’s are the swaggiest and Ashley’s are lower than him on the swag level
“Gosh I really wish I could be as swaggy as Micah Nelson
by Micahn1070 September 28, 2021
mugGet the Micah Nelsonmug.

Nelson

A nice cool guy who can get with the girls but prefers to relax and wait for them to come to him. He is equipped with a long huge dick that ladies love. He is a cool guy to be around. Don't let your girl near Nelson,he can turn her into his hoe
Girl:Mom!!!! I had sex with Nelson last night..his huge dick was inside me
Mom:OMG!!!! Can I see??
by Hanadori January 2, 2022
mugGet the Nelsonmug.

pupper nelson

A bad ass dog who can fuck your mom by one glance he also goes by the name “Walter
Yo watch your mom Pupper Nelson’s in town
by Zurdle July 1, 2020
mugGet the pupper nelsonmug.

Nelson

One of Henry's (Tatox3_) Head mods, IRL Friends (I think)
Nelson and Techno should start a cult of Nelsons
by Not TechnoFishy June 17, 2024
mugGet the Nelsonmug.

Pulled a Nelson

When you make plans with no intentions of actually showing up and the ghost those who the plans are with for at least two days.

The equivalent of the Karen that dishes on plans
Did your new coworker show up for the dinner? No they pulled a Nelson.
by Unapologeticam June 19, 2023
mugGet the Pulled a Nelsonmug.

wet nelson

when a guy has to piss like a racehorse and a girl puts him in a full nelson then wraps her legs around his waist and squeezes the piss out of him.
he had to piss bad but on the way to the bathroom his x girlfriend snuck up behind him and put him in a wet nelson.
by Gozaagustus March 20, 2022
mugGet the wet nelsonmug.

Share this definition