Jared

The most amazing, beautiful, smart, talented and sweet human being to ever live and the loml

I love Jared, aka my Zuskashikute

by leng lee July 21, 2021

Jared

A gay white guy who is afraid of coming out so he instead gets dominated and thrown around by a woman who resembles his mother.

Everyone knew Jared was a homo but he insisted he wasn’t even though there was footage on liveleak of him getting pegged my an ogre of a woman.

by Directx420 October 16, 2019

Jared

One who continually wife’s up 3s

Damn what does a jared and steph curry have in commone? They consistently nail 3s

by Ray furgason May 20, 2019

Hurricane Jared

After sex the condom is removed, Turned inside out and spun around above the head, yelling Hurricane Jared.

Mikey did a hurricane jared the last time he hooked up with Patty.

by anonymous December 30, 2023

Jared

A Jared is someone who is both athletic and a bit of a geek. He gets his girlfriend pregnant by Junior year in High school. He'll leave his ex for a bigger titty bitch.

"Jared, we're through!"

by C0nman February 22, 2019

indian jared

Stupid indian that scans you for your money

I got called to today

By who ?

Indian jared

by Matrix basics February 3, 2023

Jared

fucking sucks

Jared fucking sucks

by nngls November 23, 2021