Pack a Flounder

To create a pad of folded-up toilet paper and place it in the ass-crack to catch anal leakage. Effectively a shart maxipad.

After drinking half a case of Natty Bo and eating $15 of Taco Bell by himself, Bob thought he should be safe and pack a flounder before heading out in the morning.

by MrMonkeyshines January 03, 2013

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pre-pack

to pack items for a trip, then you discover you still need them and have to dig them back out.

He pre-packed his clothes three days too soon and had nothing to wear.

by medialover1 August 13, 2007

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pack a cooch

Where some one packs their meat into a cooch

Damn nigga lemme pack a cooch you

by Doughboy Braden October 08, 2013

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Pack of Gummies

When a group of three or more old ladies remove their dentures and perform sloppy, wet, toothless head on your engorged knob.

I had a pack of gummies last night. What a feeling of skin to gum. They were hungry.

Gramps says I should visit him at the home. He says he will get me a pack of gummies.

by Eaton Holgoode February 09, 2018

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