Pack a Flounder

To create a pad of folded-up toilet paper and place it in the ass-crack to catch anal leakage. Effectively a shart maxipad.

After drinking half a case of Natty Bo and eating $15 of Taco Bell by himself, Bob thought he should be safe and pack a flounder before heading out in the morning.

by MrMonkeyshines January 3, 2013

Packing for Prague

Enjoying Self Arousal and Orgasm over a Colleague

Colleague 1: "Where's Darren?"
Colleague 2:"He's packing for Prague Mate"
Colleague 1: "The new graduate?"
Colleague 2: "That's the one."

by OwlLamp October 7, 2015

man packing

When there is an immediate need to travel and pack luggage, "man packing" refers to the furious and hurried manner of packing . The expression is meant to portray the common male stereotype of packing luggage without much thought as quickly as possible.

I had to catch a flight within 8 hours of notice and I was man packing everything I could find!

by skir November 17, 2017

Pack the Wound

Vaginal sex. See also hatchet wound.

I’m headed home. Rachel is begging me to pack the wound tonight.

by Eaton Holgoode December 12, 2018

Lad Pack

A tiny backpack used by lads around the Sydney area. A lad pack is only big enough to fit marijuana, spray cans, pocket knifes and assortment of other drugs.

Lad 1: Oi ya got the shit ya cunt?
Lad 2: Yea bra its in my lad pack.

Lad 1: Sweet lad pack, where'd you get it?
Lad 2: I stole it from the junction.

by Kensooo December 15, 2012

Packing for Perth

A derogatory South African slang term for white South Africans planning to emigrate to Australia

Willem: Hey Watkin, did you hear Johannes is going to Australia?

Watkin: Packing for Perth huh?!

by Selous Scout November 15, 2016

pack on mute

You have no drugs to sell because your broke

Your nigga came in with his pack on mute

by Ivey asf nigga November 15, 2017