One who uses full names, that is first and last when explaining a situation in hopes to impress one's audience.
by Ursula Perry and Jared Pearce November 14, 2001
a female or male with a name that is hard to say SIKE a black person like me name in dar child wit balck niggas style
these are names of black people in dc no lie
denisinona kekolinqa shamrockila THESE ARE GHETTO NAMES
denisinona kekolinqa shamrockila THESE ARE GHETTO NAMES
by shapelle,or shanti January 27, 2007
An expression of pure (and often surprising) triumph in the face of irritable and formerly formiddable opposition, especially from inanimate objects, concepts, or unpleasant circumstances. The speaker is meant to use their own name, aptly announcing their success to the world around them in a nonbiased way.
"(name) wins!" applies in a variety of circumstances:
(kelly struggles over astrophysics, aggressively punching numbers into calculators. hours pass and equations dance tauntingly in her head. kelly finally finishes problems with a flourish of the pencil): kelly wins!
(amanda sees bottle of patron on impossibly high shelf. books, people and other pieces of furniture are employed in attempt to reach this last remaining liquor. bottle successfully knocked into outstretched hands): amanda wins!
(nicola loses cell phone for days. room and house are torn to bits causing mess on national-disaster scale. cellphone is eventually located at bottom of stinky hamper): nicola wins!!
(jana spends hours convincing the french to let her into their country. paperwork and red tape abounds from the country that invented bureaucracy. a visa is at last obtained): jana wins!!!
(kelly struggles over astrophysics, aggressively punching numbers into calculators. hours pass and equations dance tauntingly in her head. kelly finally finishes problems with a flourish of the pencil): kelly wins!
(amanda sees bottle of patron on impossibly high shelf. books, people and other pieces of furniture are employed in attempt to reach this last remaining liquor. bottle successfully knocked into outstretched hands): amanda wins!
(nicola loses cell phone for days. room and house are torn to bits causing mess on national-disaster scale. cellphone is eventually located at bottom of stinky hamper): nicola wins!!
(jana spends hours convincing the french to let her into their country. paperwork and red tape abounds from the country that invented bureaucracy. a visa is at last obtained): jana wins!!!
by a wee polar bear December 17, 2005
Someone who offers to much information about a person place or thing. Usually in a vain attempt to impress you. They use terms like couture for expensive, muave for beige and twall for expensive ugly country crap.
by OoklaGeezus June 21, 2005
Y’all girls are gonna like this one :)
J names are the worst, they like to cheat on everyone
They also jump from one file to another, they always steal hearts and breaks them, but here’s the thing, I’m a boy with a j name, my name is jayden, funny right, you can trust me though :) I’m loyal as can be
J names are the worst, they like to cheat on everyone
They also jump from one file to another, they always steal hearts and breaks them, but here’s the thing, I’m a boy with a j name, my name is jayden, funny right, you can trust me though :) I’m loyal as can be
Ashley: girls guess what😭
Emma: what?
Ashley: my bf broke up with me😭
Tanner: let me guess, was it a j name?
Ashley: yep😭
Emma: j names are douche bags
Emma: what?
Ashley: my bf broke up with me😭
Tanner: let me guess, was it a j name?
Ashley: yep😭
Emma: j names are douche bags
by Tiny J October 06, 2021
by JizzleMyNizzle August 05, 2004