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Nonce

Josh is a nonce
by Joe dad left for milk November 7, 2020
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Nonce Varnish

A combination of boiling water and sugar that burns and sticks, when thrown, to the skin of a pedophile in prison, making their skin glossy and solid once cooled.
Convict #1: "I heard that cunt's a pedo."

Convict #2: "Don't worry, I'm going to give him a coat of nonce varnish the minute he's out of PC."
by Oscar X-ray January 30, 2025
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nonce

Stephen : Do you know that lady over there?
John : Yea, I do. She's a nonce, she had sex with a 15 year old.
by iJocker May 30, 2018
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FUCKING BIG NONCE

Some one who likes to touch kids and is big
by D4n13lx1thenonceslayer December 1, 2018
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Cat Nonce

Someone who puts their middle finger up the rectum of a cat
Oi Tom, how many times do you need telling, get your finger out the cats arse! Stop being a cat nonce
by Manz a fish cuz December 16, 2021
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Nonce

Bro I swear Donald Trump is a nonce, he tried to steal my 2 year old sister from me
by YouTube AtaBtww September 27, 2020
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Nonce

‘Caz when out with a 12 year old
Yea a proper nonce’
by Gh0styy July 19, 2021
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