A combination of boiling water and sugar that burns and sticks, when thrown, to the skin of a pedophile in prison, making their skin glossy and solid once cooled.
Convict #1: "I heard that cunt's a pedo."
Convict #2: "Don't worry, I'm going to give him a coat of nonce varnish the minute he's out of PC."
Convict #2: "Don't worry, I'm going to give him a coat of nonce varnish the minute he's out of PC."
by Oscar X-ray January 30, 2025
Get the Nonce Varnishmug. Stephen : Do you know that lady over there?
John : Yea, I do. She's a nonce, she had sex with a 15 year old.
John : Yea, I do. She's a nonce, she had sex with a 15 year old.
by iJocker May 30, 2018
Get the noncemug. by D4n13lx1thenonceslayer December 1, 2018
Get the FUCKING BIG NONCEmug. Oi Tom, how many times do you need telling, get your finger out the cats arse! Stop being a cat nonce
by Manz a fish cuz December 16, 2021
Get the Cat Noncemug. Nonce - British slang for pedophile.
by YouTube AtaBtww September 27, 2020
Get the Noncemug. by Gh0styy July 19, 2021
Get the Noncemug. 