A holiday in a small Filipino tribes religion focusing on abstinence and death. this is because no sex=death because the population would be gone. this is to honor the dead. also no alchohol or potatoes can be consumed on this day because they mess up your soul
by BigDickAdamLivesInWilliamsburg January 14, 2021

Days where occupations and schools (including sme) are halted for a specified period of time (usually by the school or government). Teachers and bosses are also on break and do not give any tasks to their students or employees.
by 365holiday January 20, 2020

a time when all the innocent children r freed from hell for six weeks
marks the time between years of being told the same stuff every day in hell
marks the time between years of being told the same stuff every day in hell
by justanaverageboredperson July 24, 2023

A no-nothing holiday such as president’s day and Columbus Day that’s mainly to give government workers a day off and to sell mattresses.
Damn the bank is closed today for that stupid mattress holiday Columbus Day. Well let’s go buy a mattress I hear they’re 30% off today.
by Dnurse15 February 18, 2024

A saying signifying that the business or person spoken of or alluded to is finished, i.e. that it has no future.
by Delbosco November 13, 2021

The day before christmas, a group of men stand over you and jerk their willies off onto you. The phenomenon makes a mistle toe that you get on both knees to get under.
by RicardoMandingo December 23, 2020

by anonymous July 29, 2024
