A greasy lizard is an erect penis that has been smothered in lubrication before any kind of sexual activity (whether it is masturbation or sex with another person).
by Bill Beef February 16, 2025
Get the Greasy Lizardmug. Freak girl she is the fattest snake who tells on you when she’s jealous she doesn’t care about anyone but herself she also likes to threaten you if she don’t do things how she wants you to do them she is a bf obsesser she will call and text ur bf if she likes then
by Bob the cool guy 🫶 June 22, 2022
Get the Rusty f@t greasy and a $l@g 😂mug. To greasy receipt someone is to get a free meal or a drink by hitting on the cashier in an uncomfortable or awkward way. Usually results in free items.
by CaptainTAT August 31, 2019
Get the greasy-receiptmug. by killerfxr January 19, 2019
Get the Greasymug. Squirting a large amount of sunscreen or other lotion into ones hand with the intent of stealing the contents. Similar to a five finger discount but requires your palm for obvious reasons.
by sixflags5r July 9, 2010
Get the Greasy Palmermug. When you're absolutely horrified and stressed about something and it's the absolute only thing you can think of and talk about. It's so bad that your pals are literally duck-taping your mouth shut. And if you keep talking through the tape, they tape you to the wall glued to a chair.
"Dude, I've got greasy stress today. Man, I dunno if Mrs. Ginny will think I'm a good actor. What do you think. I'm like so nervous. She's probably gonna throw me out. Blah blah bla....."
by peachy.thespian January 26, 2015
Get the Greasy stressmug. by CjBoy October 8, 2021
Get the Greasy bapmug.