The Greek Family Tree

the greek family tree is weird. Poseidon and Zeus are brothers, their dad is Kronos. Zeus has Athena, and Athena has a child named Annabeth. Poseidon has a child named Percy, since Poseidon is Athena's uncle, Percy is Athena's cousin, which means Annabeth is Percy's cousin once removed. And they fall in love.

person1:how does the greek family tree work?
person2: yes

by dodododoododododododoodododd September 29, 2022

Greek Gyro

When one guy is throat-fucking a woman and one guy is ripping her asshole with his penis while she is vomiting and having wet diarrea at the same time.

Last night Steve and Frank gave me a greek gyro, i was vomiting and shitting on both of their cocks it was magical.

by Kosta The Kypreo April 28, 2021

Greek Wax

The process of having pubic hair removed specifically from between the butt cheeks in combination with then having your butthole bleached.

Adult movie stars frequently have a Greek Wax prior to filming a movie.

by Just00Jake April 24, 2025

greek potato

A potato you shove into a girl’s rectum that when she clenches her cheeks, turns into mashed potatoes

You want a greek potato?

by Bodacious Bootyhole Bandit December 28, 2017

greek handy

When you get a handy on the dance floor of a frat house.

You hear the boy Jason got a Greek handy last week? He’s unstoppable!

by ExcellentTutoring January 3, 2019

Greek platter

When one performs fellatio “from the back”

She didn’t just give him the royal treatment; she gave him the Greek Platter.

by Dommeandlaytrix September 6, 2021

Greek trailer hitch

You must first find a piano dolly or any form of chair with wheels then, with a willing participant who will be the hitch, while on the piano dolly shove your dry nuts into the hitch’s ass then have them haul you around.

Ok babe grab your best piano dolly because we’re Greek trailer hitching tonight.

by Skunk knuckles October 7, 2023