Dude 1: “I saw you go home with jessica after the bar last night!”
Dude 2: “Yeah bro she let me give her a greasy railroad on that fucked up smile!”
Dude 2: “Yeah bro she let me give her a greasy railroad on that fucked up smile!”
by MFE.51101 October 5, 2021

by mik757 August 5, 2009

by slickviktherik August 12, 2019

After you, and your buddy are finished double teaming a female from both ends (and thus have "greased her up" from both said ends), you throw her down the stairs. If done right she will look like a slinky going down the stairs.
Dude, that chic from last night really wanted to have breakfast together. I told her I got a better idea: I called Aaron over and we did a greasy slinky on her, then closed the door behind us big bro high five.
by Al Texass April 25, 2023

To be Dirty and or Grimy usually due to poor personal hygiene via not showering , cleaning yourself, etc.
by LaurenIsGreasyGross September 25, 2018

Slathering one's penis in Vaseline and pressing it against a friend's car window, leaving an impression of a translucent, greasy mushroom.
Eric was wasted again when he left the bar, and left a greasy mushroom on his buddy Mike's new Camaro.
by HugeBaldHead September 27, 2015

Term given to an Italian male named Samuel whose a sneaky criminal. Can't be trusted, will steal from his own family.
by Craven69 October 24, 2020
