covid concert

n. Musical event in which a band performs from so far away that they cannot be heard adequately by a crowd so safely distanced as to loose the whole effect of a concert. Also used more broadly to describe any pointless activity.

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Going to the orgy tonight?

No. I looked at the rules and it sounds like a covid concert.

by gnostic3 May 25, 2020

Covid Belly

Weight Gain incurred by being in Covid prison

The gym is closed and has given me a covid belly

by GFAR83 April 24, 2020

butt COVID

Despite all the scary lung symptoms associated with COVID-19, some people mainly experience gastrointestinal symptoms, resulting in severe diarrhea, vomiting, and general nausea. Thus, butt COVID.

Bonus: COVID-19 is also in your poop.

"I tested positive for COVID! I can breathe alright but I can't stop puking. I think it's butt COVID"

"Nah, I can't go out for the next two weeks. I've got butt COVID"

"Our neighbors were fine until they caught butt COVID"

by Rusty Shacklebunk November 12, 2020

Covid lollipop

A hypothetical lollipop containing covid that the whole world licks

Stop wearing your mask now,and lick the covid lollipop today.

by Gocian March 8, 2021

COVID-20

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What?

There is no COVID-20. Not yet

“Man COVID- 19 SUCKS.”
“Really though, COVID-20 is so much worse”
*silence*

by okamipad December 6, 2020

COVID EXHAUSTION

Being exhausted from living through a pandemic most commonly seen in essential employees

Person 1 : Hey man how are you doing ?
Person 2 : I’m alright but just feeling a bit of Covid exhaustion

by Urbandemolition February 12, 2021

generation covid

Babies born during worldwide lockdown of covid. particularly in New Zealand who loves to spend time eating and having sex.

Shazza is a generation covid baby.. She will display unsociable tendencies and hightened suspicion of pharmacutical companies and governments in general resulting from the apocalytical world she was concieved through.

by k0001 August 2, 2021