Ham Clam

A term referring to a woman's butt and/or butthole.
Bro #1: Hey brah, can I talk to you for a second?
Bro #2: Yeah what's up broski?
Bro #1: I got super hammered last night and my girl made me stick it in her ham clam.
Bro #2: Wicked nice brah. Wicked nice.
by Zant June 17, 2008
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Clam Chowda

Broad gets "nutted" in. Does not clean it out. Guy#2 goes down on broad. "He be munchin' on da Clam Chowda"
by GRAPE BOMBS 4 LIFE October 28, 2011
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clam clonking

When two lesbians engage in the scissor formation while bumping uglies. Sound effects are comparable to clicking your tongue.
"Dude, the other night through my wall I could hear Betsy and Ha'Neesha clam clonking"
by clonker September 09, 2009
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Plethora of clam

Large quantities of vagina or group of women
A plethora of clam unloaded from the bus
by Foxtrot02 May 07, 2018
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clam streak

The moist streak left behind after a stripper slides down the stripper pole.

Associated sound affect Spleeh
"Dude, that chick left the most intense clam streak"
by cakemeat April 24, 2005
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clam shot

1. A shot taken out of half of a clam shell. Preferably Sailor Jerry's taken out of a shell from Vancouver beach, best enjoyed in university dorms.

2. A quick lick of a female's vagina, just enough to taste, performed just prior to penetration.

3. A close-up shot of a vagina, taken by a not-so-classy broad of herself and sent to casual male acquaintances/sex interests via text.
Student 1: Man, studying for these exams is killing me.

Student 2: Fuck it, let's go take some clam shots in my room. I've got some Sailor Jerry's in the fridge.

Right before I put it in, I put my head down into her crotch and gave her a quick clam shot, just to tease her.

Dude, check out this clam shot Jenny sent me. I'm pretty sure you can see her kidneys.
by N. Hollywood December 30, 2013
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Clam Drape

A Clam Drape is the female version of a Beard. In other words, it is where a lesbian person will bring a male date to make it appear that she is heterosexual.
Oh, she isn't my real girlfriend. I'm only her Clam Drape so her parents don't know she a lesbian.
by (H+H) June 11, 2009
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