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Bible

Originally popularized by the Kardashians, used at the end of a sentence to reassure that something (usually extraordinary) is true.
"I used to eat McDonalds 4 times a week, Bible"
by Allen Tratt April 10, 2021
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boise bible college

community. friends. community. friends. marriage...quick marriage. babies. The bearded fellow will greet you before he pulls out his swords. Never turn your back on him. There's some trees. Many old books. Hammocks. And Jesus! THE Jesus!
"I spent ten hours today in the Boise Bible College library."
"Don't microwave chocolate in the Boise Bible College dorms, the firemen will come."
"The Boise Bible College football games will leave you scarred for life."
by jjkhalid October 10, 2023
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bible

an ancient novel full of murder, corruption, slavery, homophobia, beastiality, incest and cruelty. it is often read to young children on a sunday.
Parent: come on kid, we're going to study the bible.
Kid: don't you mean that moldy old book that tells lies?
Parent: yes! praise jesus!
by jesus is in us all....~ December 20, 2021
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Bible School Crush

1. The person you catch unholy feelings for during Vacation Bible School — usually while swearing you’re “not even looking for anything right now.” You lock eyes across the craft table, or during a group worship song, and suddenly you’re imagining a joint testimony at your future wedding. Charming smile, questionable life choices, walking red flag.

2. A short-lived, overly wholesome-yet-chaotic situationship powered by proximity, youth group energy, and an unhealthy amount of soda from the fellowship hall. Ends with him ghosting you like he just got called on a permanent mission trip to another dimension
“I told myself I wasn’t dating this summer… then Octavio, my Bible School Crush, asked if I wanted to sit with him during Bible study and now I can’t listen to ‘Our God Is an Awesome God’ without crying.”
by SeheKeineRotenFlaggen August 13, 2025
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Bible Puncher

somebody who pretends to have admirable principles, beliefs, or feelings but behaves otherwise.
He is a typical Bible Puncher , in church on every Sunday yet he beats his wife every other day of the week!
by Double the Trouble September 23, 2016
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The Bible

A reliable collection of historical documents written by eyewitnesses about eyewitness accounts, with every author-which there is forty of them, whom most have never met each other- claiming that their writing is not under the will of man, but under the inspiration of the same true God. These documents were written over the course of 1500 years, over 3 continents, written with 3 languages, 66 documents, and has over 25,000 archaeological dig sites directly proving the events that occur in this book. The Bible has thousands of prophecies, with over 2,500 of them being fulfilled and the rest have yet to be fulfilled,(since they prophesied future events.) One of these prophecies predicted that Jesus was going to be crucified hundreds of years before crucifixion was even invented.
There are over 2 billion people who use these collection historical documents called the Bible as the foundation for the morals in their life.
by Plain_Old_Eli May 6, 2025
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Bible beater

Someone who jerks off while reading a bible
Johnny sins needs Jesus so much he’s a Bible beater jerk off and read the Bible at the same time
by Cole4nu January 9, 2024
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