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Blow Fairy

To have the sensation that, while sleeping, feels like someone is performing oral on you. You would swear up and down someone was actually doing it, but when you wake up, there's absolutely no mess leaving you to wonder if you got blown and the fairy cleaned/swallowed the mess.
"Dude, I swear to G** that I got a blow job last night, but there wasn't any cum anywhere."

"Oh, you must have been visited by the Blow Fairy."
by fval321 January 4, 2010
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Blow Fest

When multiple people in a room, each of whom is of a different ethnicity, are giving or receiving a blow job.
I walked into this room that had a blow fest goin on in it...

so i dropped my pants and joined the fun.
by AJB n' SSR January 3, 2010
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blow a goat

The simple act of telling some one to fuck off without using these exact words.
by Chiz Nizzle April 4, 2003
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Blow Bro

When two guys are always hanging out together and spend all of their time together in a non-homosexual way, yet their relationship is borderline homo. At parties they are always sitting on the couch together instead of beating up the beat.
Elizabeth: "Brian is really cute, would you mind getting his number for me?"

Todd: "Trust me he will never give you the light of day, he's blow bros with John. They can never be separated."
by C-dizzledazzle March 7, 2010
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THAT BLOWS DONKEYS

A phrase or saying that can be used when a situation or thing really sucks...badly. Can be extended to "THAT BLOWS DONKEY BALLS"...when it really sucks the big one.
Derick: I'm on call, so I probably won't make it to the concert tonight.
Maria: DUDE, That blows donkeys!
by wudupyo11 December 18, 2008
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blowing a clown

To announce something in a public forum (such as facebook) that is shocking and probably untrue for the sake of garnering attention.
"Anne posted on her page that IRS is after her for back taxes and she's going to jail for 15 years--even though she's only 17. That girl is an expert at blowing a clown."
by Berengariathefirst September 7, 2013
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Hippy Blow

A pure form of MDMA (ecstasy), also known by the slang term "Molly". It comes in powder form usually white, but sometimes yellowish or pinkish in color. A very popular drug at music festivals hence the name. Not to be confused with "Hippy Crack".
Steve took 2 tenths of some good hippy blow and has been rolling balls all night.
by JWILL8764 October 6, 2008
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