tender viddles

Originally a brand of cat food, the name was adopted to mean another thing. A super hot female that you would like to have sex with or just think she is hot.

Mike did you see that girl at the cash register?
Yeah dude that chick was tender viddles!

by zoticus1 February 16, 2008

Geezer Teaser

A male or female, who uses body parts or words to attract someone of old age. Only to crush the older ones dreams.

Stripper are a good example of Geezer Teasers

by PanikOne February 4, 2010

tenderly on the rocks

it sounds like some sort of alcoholic drink.

however, it is a random name of a dreamed up book by mcb in her late middle school years.

the book is rumored to be in progress. about hamster armies being in charge of every natural disaster within the past 10 years.

i think boys play a large part in it.

kevin riggle to matt lemieux to tom fuller.

if it ever gets published. or even drafted. it will be a wonderful book to read.

inspired in part by the song WAITING FOR YOU. and shelby hanson.

tenderly on the rocks is the name of a book

by clonazepam .5 mg May 30, 2009

Dick Tender

The same type of insult as cunt nugget only using the opposite word.

My boyfriend dumped me on my birthday!What a fucking dick tender!

by CrazzzyCayley! January 1, 2010

tender head

something fake and people make it up to get attension

omg i have tender head you cant do my hair!!!!

by quckster March 11, 2016

Tenderize the Mids

The processes of repeatedly punching someone in the abdominal and/or flank regions of the torso.

With Apollo's gloves up, protecting his face, Balboa instead proceeded to tenderize the mids.

by Remington Bonestrong July 9, 2009

Tender Lungs

a term used mostly by marijuana smokers for someone who can only take small hits or gets high off of small amounts

person 1: (takes a 3 minute long hit then passes the bowl)

person 2: (takes a 4 second hit)

person 1: dude your such a tender lungs

by MrHardRock January 3, 2010