Ted 2 poo

A way of rejection

Sorry I Ted 2 poo like you

by Sushi’s July 22, 2025

Dop ted

When your closest friends betray you

Ange and Alex dop ted on me in call last night

by I.Daniels March 25, 2022

Ted Faro

A narcissistic tech bro.
Originates from the game “Horizon Zero Dawn”.

Elon musk is a real ted faro ass motherfucker.

by chocolate_maned_wolf April 08, 2024

sho-ted it

screen shot/ copy something discreetly

here i sho-ted it.... look. to discreetly say you copied it

by Cameater December 10, 2022

ted

The guy from KnT

Ted likes watermelon

by FriskPony June 18, 2018

Ted Cruzing

Leaving when times get tough especially when your power goes out and you have enough money to abandon the people who need you the most.

Woman: Where are you going?

Man: to Cancun till this all blows over

Woman: so you’re Ted Cruzing on me?

Man: Don’t worry I’m just going to drop my wife off for the weekend then stay in Cancun and work remotely from the comfort of my 80 degree hotel room.

by Audi0sl4v3 February 21, 2021

tedding

Taking care of an inanimate object or creature (like a teddy bear).

They were tedding their stuffed animals.

by Djasa December 27, 2023