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Berks Technical Institute

A junior college in Central Pennsylvania that is a pitiful excuse for a educational institution. The school has no pedigree, even among lowly 2-year colleges, and on average one student of ten will find a job in their field, the rest will work at a retail job or go on to a real 4-year school wondering why they fucked up their lives. Most of the poor quality of the education stems from overcrowding and lack of resources, i.e. two classes sharing a computer lab at the same time, and computers with Adobe CS1 software. No joke.
Sorry guys, I don't have a summer break, I go to Berks Technical Institute.

Colleagues: Where the hell is that?
by _jester November 24, 2011
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techniqueer

the kid that sits behind you in algebra with a graphing calculator that he's reprogrammed 4 different times throughout the hour so he can play diddy kong racing in 3D.
Lyle: Woah chris, check out this new version of windows i just wrote!
Mike: hey Lyle, shut the hell up. you're a fucking techniqueer if I ever knew one.
by Mic 1.0 April 11, 2007
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bowling ball technique

Used when a girl has passed out and,as a friend,you help her home. You pull her panties down and stick 2 fingers in her pussy and your thumb in her butt hole and carry her like a bowling ball.Used when dragging by the hair or piggybacking is not feasible.
I managed to get my girlfriend's limp,unconscious body into her apartment by using the bowling ball technique.
by wolfbait51 November 13, 2011
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immortal technique

a talented rapper who believes in just about every nut-job conspiracy theory out there
immortal technique sang a song called point of no return in which he tells about all of the wacked things he thinks, still talented but somewhat of a kook...
by wegohard77000 September 26, 2009
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technicolor

something that people think sounds cool in their myspace name when in reality they look totally stupid.
kelly in technicolor
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technicality

A word news ppl say 2 make them seem smart.
were having a technicality.
by OLLIE6197 March 4, 2005
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deadly anus technique

1.the ancient technique of farting in someone else's rectum until thier poo-guts explode. usually followed by a poke in the eye.

2.
1.Denise tried the deadly anus technique on me, but i outsmarted her by farting first, then locking it in her using rubber-cement.
by papapoopoo September 2, 2004
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